# Skald the Rhymer is annoying **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 8, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631 "2012-07-08T21:22:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/21 "2012-07-08T22:10:58Z")
> [@Even seven](#): > > To be fair, he said himself that if anyone was bothered by his thread, they should go to the Pit. So I did. > > I respected the thread per se and didn’t shit in it. But why even open it? Whatever, you did and you found it annoying. Now that you’re here, you might as well let loose. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/22 "2012-07-08T22:15:14Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > You’re new here, aren’t you? I very sincerely doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/23 "2012-07-08T22:16:32Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > This will not go as planned. That’s the BEST kind of Pitting, innit? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/24 "2012-07-08T22:30:22Z")
> [@akennett](#): > > Why should the OP bother? It’s not like even sven has ever posted anything that wasn’t a complete waste of electrons. I now she gets a lot of shit around here, but I like **even sven**. There is plenty that she contributes. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/25 "2012-07-08T22:33:03Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I now she gets a lot of shit around here, but I like **even sven**. There is plenty that she contributes. I think **even sven** is pretty cool guy. eh talks about cameroon and doesn’t afraid of anything. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/26 "2012-07-08T22:50:20Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I think **even sven** is pretty cool guy. eh talks about cameroon and doesn’t afraid of anything. I’m certain that’s the drunkest thing I’ve ever seen you post. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/27 "2012-07-08T22:51:24Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I think **even sven** is pretty cool guy. eh talks about cameroon and doesn’t afraid of anything. Gal. **Even sven** is female. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/28 "2012-07-08T22:53:29Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I think **even sven** is pretty cool guy. eh talks about cameroon and doesn’t afraid of anything. She’s not _that_ cool of a guy, and she does afraid of admitting she’s wrong, that’s fur shore. She can talk about cameroons all she wants. I still don’t like no coconut candy. - ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/29 "2012-07-08T23:01:35Z")
Well, I got it, at least. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/30 "2012-07-08T23:05:14Z")
I didn’t give you enough attention, **Seven**? Moving on to hopefully more risible Dopers? (let me guess…you don’t know what that means :-? ) ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/31 "2012-07-08T23:10:03Z")
Don’t fuck with the boards favorite asses, you probably won’t stick around long enough to find out who they are. regards ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/32 "2012-07-08T23:13:39Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > That’s the BEST kind of Pitting, innit? Ayup. ::Hands **ETF** popcorn and a lawn chair:: ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/33 "2012-07-08T23:20:27Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > Don’t fuck with the boards favorite asses, you probably won’t stick around long enough to find out who they are. > > regards I am not an ass. I am an ass_hole_. Please get it straight. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/34 "2012-07-08T23:25:22Z")
I propose that **Skald** be dealt with immediately by TPTB. If we can find enough rope, he should be hanged.\* If not, then shooting to death by musketry will have to suffice. \*- Yes, this is the correct word. I have no idea whether or not **Skald** is hung, and I have no desire to find out, thankyewverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/35 "2012-07-08T23:25:45Z")
Wait, wait. **Even seven knows even sven** exists? Is this intentional? …do I need popcorn? Maybe some Runts, I like Runts during a show. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/36 "2012-07-08T23:30:38Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I am not an ass. I am an ass_hole_. Please get it straight. Damnit, now you’ve ruined my contemplated post in the appropriate last names thread. I was going to suggest that I may change my last name to Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/37 "2012-07-08T23:33:14Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Damnit, now you’ve ruined my contemplated post in the appropriate last names thread. Which part of “Skald is an asshole” was unclear to you? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/38 "2012-07-08T23:36:05Z")
I like the way **Skald** writes. I don’t know as I’ve ever paid much attention to what he says; I just like the way he says it. It’s just so. . .literate. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/39 "2012-07-08T23:45:57Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I like the way **Skald** writes. I don’t know as I’ve ever paid much attention to what he says; I just like the way he says it. It’s just so. . .literate. :mad: Snob! What’ve you got against illiteracy, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631/40 "2012-07-08T23:46:46Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Which part of “Skald is an asshole” was unclear to you? I still don’t like no coconut candy. **even sven** can keep them macaroons to herself. I now propose that Even Seven should change his name to Seven Eleven. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-is-annoying/627631.md?page=3)