# Skald the Rhymer, your fixation with rape is somewhat disturbing.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 14, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549 "2011-01-14T01:59:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/181 "2011-01-17T03:04:38Z")

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What about people whose trigger is a trigger tag? Seems pretty unfair to them.

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**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/182 "2011-01-17T04:39:24Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> No shit. That is pretty obvious. I understand what a trigger is in all senses of the word. I meant as it was brought up here that some boards have some sort of trigger tag. Sounds like a horrible idea.

Ah sorry for the misunderstanding. I agree.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/183 "2011-01-17T04:45:34Z")

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Only if the rape tag flashes red and black at seizure inducing speeds and periodically dissolves into a demon, then a redneck, then an orange skinned jersey douchebag, then back to the rape tag. With really loud female screaming combined with deep demonic laughter sound effects.

You know, just as a warning not to open the thread.

Or not.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/184 "2011-01-17T05:08:41Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> And if you want to ignore a mod ruling… well, we don’t really have a forum for that.

We totally should though.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/185 "2011-01-17T15:05:13Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I’m blowing **Shot from Guns**

Well, if this isn’t quite the multifaceted revelation.

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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/186 "2011-01-17T16:25:09Z")

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Just wanted to add that I find **Skald** to be one of the most consistently interesting posters on the board, and I have never noticed his hypotheticals to be prurient in any way. The degree of detail to which his posts go never dwells on the minutia of the act itself. To the best of my knowledge, **Skald** is interested in human behavior and moral dilemmas. His OPs generally involve extremes because extremes are what provoke the most intense debate, and has been noted above, rape is a particularly good topic because it’s an extreme crime that nonetheless leaves its victim alive and functional.

As for trigger warnings, as I understand it, a trigger can be anything, and a PTSD sufferer may well not know what his/her trigger(s) are. Certainly someone who knows him/herself to be likely to be upset by a discussion about rape should stay away from a thread where the word rape is in the title, and if they don’t, I don’t see what good adding “trigger warning” would do.

Admittedly, I have no experience with **Skald** off-board, but as far as the SDMB goes, I’ve seen absolutely no indication that he is obsessed with or attracted to rape in any way, and I try to keep an eye out for **Skald** threads.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/187 "2011-01-17T16:27:54Z")

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If you attend a dopefest with him, just don’t bend over the table while he’s near you.

😛

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/188 "2011-01-17T18:49:07Z")

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> [@Mr.Excellent](#):
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> How did we even get into this mess?

I blame Communism and the lax moral standards of our youth.

> [@spark240](#):
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> If the Pit subject was a public figure and it happened that I had met him, wouldn’t it be appropriate to mention my “offboard” impressions?

Hopefully commenting in the rules on general is acceptable.

1.) Different rules apply, have applied, and continue to apply for public figures and posters. For instance, I can use the word “cunt” to describe a public figure but not anyone on this board (either users or staff).

2.) There’s a distinction between _off_board experiences and _cross_board experiences. Presumably if someone were in here saying “\*\*Skald \*\*grabbed my ass at a Dope meetup,” that would be allowed (or at least if it were disallowed it would be for different reasons), while “\*\*Skald \*\*said XYZ at Board ABC” is not, because the staff are always very vigilant about heading off any board wars.

> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Where did I say I spoke for you?

The part where you said “women.” Last time I checked, I was one, and yet I don’t fit under your neat description. For that matter, neither do many of my female friends, while I’m sure that some male friends do. Shockingly, our genitals aren’t the determining factor in what we find funny.

Maybe next you could talk about how Black people are good dancers and Mexicans like to eat beans.

In summary: STFU, you sexist douchebarge.

> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I’m too lazy go to through the thread and thank the persons who defended me for their support, so just assume that the kiss I’m blowing **Shot from Guns** is meant for the lot of you.

Oh thank god, there’s nothing grosser than sloppy seconds on internet airkisses.

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**Author:** ![Zelkova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/34f0e0/32.png) [@Zelkova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zelkova)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/189 "2011-11-04T01:33:33Z")

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**Skald** is creepy, for sure. Any man\* whose fantasy life includes so many elaborately sketched episodes of Young Women in Peril, in which he constantly features himself as the white-knightly rescuer obviously has some very deep issues. And to present these stories as situations from his _actual_ life? _\<shiver\>_

\*I’m assuming that the author of the \*\*Skald the Rhymer \*\*character is a man in real life as well, but who knows.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/190 "2011-11-04T01:39:51Z")

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Who would want to rape a zombie, fer chrissakes?

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/191 "2011-11-04T01:55:19Z")

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Rule 34 Ogre - seriously don’t google it. It’s fucking weird.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/192 "2011-11-04T02:46:09Z")

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Also hot.

…  
…

WHAT ?!

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/193 "2011-11-04T03:25:57Z")

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Good god, are we doing this again?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/194 "2011-11-04T03:36:08Z")

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We are doomed to repeat this dreck, again and again, until everybody finally realized it is garbage.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/195 "2011-11-04T12:22:54Z")

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Why is thread back to life? I thought pancakes were issued.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/196 "2011-11-04T16:48:51Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Why is thread back to life? I thought pancakes were issued.

Don’t, **Darth Panda**.

Pancakes are one of my 6 impossible trigger things.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/197 "2011-11-04T17:42:11Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> Don’t, **Darth Panda**.
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> Pancakes are one of my 6 impossible trigger things.

That makes my head hurt. Pancakes ARE breakfast, how can they also be one of the 6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/198 "2011-11-04T20:34:21Z")

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Is it Zombie Rape Month already?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/199 "2011-11-04T20:59:12Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Is it Zombie Rape Month already?

Guess what I got you for Thanksgiving 😉

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**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skald-the-rhymer-your-fixation-with-rape-is-somewhat-disturbing/567549/200 "2011-11-04T21:15:41Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Guess what I got you for Thanksgiving 😉

Oh! It’s … erm… squishy!  
How nice.

eeep!

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