# Skins-Cowboys:  I Pray To Thee

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 19, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403 "2005-09-19T18:44:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/21 "2005-09-20T04:18:46Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> It’s the weirdest thing… something that’s just too good to ever hope for and here’s it’s been lovingly placed on our platter the last what… 14 or 15 games? Bwhaaa… we could lose until 2012 and they’d just tie it up.
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> Lets play Indians & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys & Cowboys.
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> Wooodogieeeee! Go Cowboys!
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> I love it when the Cowboys win. It’s especially funny in the Super Bowl when you see Cowher over there on the other side pouting like a little girl with a busted Barbie.

How does that crow taste? Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/22 "2005-09-20T04:19:28Z")

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Oops didn’t mean to post yet.

Just like the old days, huh?

I realize I may be projecting, but a comeback like this could signify this team turning the corner.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/23 "2005-09-20T04:25:47Z")

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Well, the Skins caught the Boys napping. Sucks for me. Good job, Skins, I guess. :mad:

Once the Skins scored that first TD, I had an ugly feeling the Skins would win by 1. Dallas had already let up off their throats and now they paid the price. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/24 "2005-09-20T04:27:31Z")

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You can’t let up on a 13 point lead at the top of the 4th Quarter. When will they learn?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/25 "2005-09-20T04:39:37Z")

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The Redskins won!

Yay!

(Not a football fan, but a Washingtonian from way back…)

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/26 "2005-09-20T04:49:50Z")

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I held my good-luck-charm (that is, my sleeping eleven-month-old daughter) throughout the entire game…

…and my beloved Redskins WON!

Now, it’s got to be a tradition.

When she gets to be thirteen, she’s gonna HATE it.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/27 "2005-09-20T05:34:10Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> I hope it’s a tie, because both teams suck and I don’t want either team to win.

Bite it, **Dallas**! Bite it, **Airman Doors**!

**REDSKINS WIN!!!**

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/28 "2005-09-20T05:39:05Z")

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So why exactly did the Cowboys cut Billy Cundiff again?

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/29 "2005-09-20T05:57:10Z")

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If anyone is offended by my viscereality, in my defense I thought this thread was in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/30 "2005-09-20T05:59:45Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> Bite it, **Dallas**! Bite it, **Airman Doors**!
> 
> **REDSKINS WIN!!!**

What do I care? Your team is a doormat, it has been for years, and it will be for the foreseeable future. I’m glad that you’re glad, because there will be little joy in DC this year.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/31 "2005-09-20T11:37:08Z")

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Congratulations Skins fans. Parity in every rivalry just makes for better, more anticipated games in the future.

'Till we meet again.

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/32 "2005-09-20T11:39:36Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> Bite it, **Dallas**! Bite it, **Airman Doors**!
> 
> **REDSKINS WIN!!!**

Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut. I don’t like the Cowboys, but I’ve lived in the Washington area, and I’ve worked there for 30 years… I despise the Redskins.

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/33 "2005-09-20T11:58:51Z")

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> [@Who\_me?](#):
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> Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut. I don’t like the Cowboys, but I’ve lived in the Washington area, and I’ve worked there for 30 years… I despise the Redskins.

There’s the door, you know how to use it…

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/34 "2005-09-20T12:11:43Z")

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Meh.

I wasted the evening watching the other ugly mess on ABC. By the time that farce\* ended I just didn’t have the energy to watch any more football, so Skins at Boys got switched off. I’m sort of glad that the Skins took it, because somebody had to win and I’m really tired of listening to sportscasters stroking Parcells. In an ideal world Texas Stadium would have fallen down and taken both teams and all their fans with it. All in all, though, I was really sick of football by midnight.

- Spoken as a Giants fan. Damn, but that was ugly.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/35 "2005-09-20T12:49:24Z")

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W00t! I’m a tired but happy ‘Skins fan today. I’m offering Bandwagon memberships to my disenchanted Raven-lovin’ coworkers. And a few of them are considering it.

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**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/36 "2005-09-20T13:01:31Z")

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All I can say is, it was worth the wait.

A Monday Night game.

Stupid Ring of Fame with the 3 superstar bozos.

No win in Dallas for 9 years.

To come back and win by 2 TD’s in the 4th with Gibbs as the coach.

PRICELESS.

I think I actually got choked up seeing the headline on the Post today.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/37 "2005-09-20T13:16:47Z")

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I turned the game off sometime in the middle of the third quarter after Brunnell threw an interception. I then took some NyQuil and went to bed. My brother called me after the game to tell me the Redskins had won. I thought he was playing a practical joke on me.

Now I can look at the Cowboys fan in the office next to me and say, “BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/38 "2005-09-20T13:25:36Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> As a Giants fan, I heartily endorse this post.
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> > [@Airman Doors](#):
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> > I hope it’s a tie, because both teams suck and I don’t want either team to win.
> 
> I wouldn’t be adverse to the idea **Enginerd** ’s buddy had either.

As I Giant fan I agree. Seeing Cowboys and the ultimate traitor lose in such heart wrenching fashion however, worked for me.

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**Author:** ![Innuendo\_Hunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Innuendo\_Hunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innuendo_Hunter)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/39 "2005-09-20T14:40:22Z")

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Hark! Praise the almighty “Football God”! You have answered my prayers in the most dramatic fashion!

Down 13-0 late in the 4th quarter. The offense looks inept and can’t move the ball. Roy Williams and Demarcus Ware are blowing people up left and right.

And then…

…A glorious light shines down from the heavens on old bag-o-bones Brunell. A 25-yard scramble on 3rd and 27. A 4th and 2 conversion. A perfect bomb to Moss with a man in his face.

Defense makes a crucial stop. Two plays later, a 70-yard bomb to Moss, again, to take the lead. Cowboys get a big return from their speedy local hero. They only have move the ball 20 or so yards to get in FG range. Stuff. Stuff. BAM! Freak-of-nature Sean Taylor crushes Glenn and jars the ball loose. 4th down. Doink! Ball game!

A game for the ages!

Time to start up the Bandwagon folks!

😃

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skins-cowboys-i-pray-to-thee/322403/40 "2005-09-20T15:46:10Z")

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My bandwagon has been actively recruiting since last week. I’m doing OK on the toasters but I’m running dangerously low on the game worn Redskinette thongs. There was this one time, in training camp…

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