# SkipMagic.....mild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 3, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246 "2007-08-03T04:46:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/21 "2007-08-03T09:57:10Z")

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[QUOTE=MerryMagdalen]  
Hi! I speak Brreetish! This is what we call a joke, my friend.

(I’m messin’ with you. I think he was too. The thread title was pretty bannable on its face, though I’m sure you had good intentions. I’m not a mod at all and I wondered why it was on the front page until I noticed an established username underneath.)  
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Hmmm, methinks I was whoooshed there :smack:

\>\>teensie nitpick\<\< no such language as British, you mean Eeeengleeesh 😃

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/22 "2007-08-03T09:58:17Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
As for **MEB** stating that I was lucky a virus wasn’t uploaded to my PC or my bank/credit cards accounts being crashed out of reflex, well I find this statement from a mod quite startling  
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I find this statement startling.

ETA: Oops, near simul-post. I was wondering if \*you \* were whoosing _me_.

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**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/23 "2007-08-03T10:13:44Z")

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**chowder** I have never felt so out of my depth in my own language as I was while talking to NE Londoners. And I grew up taking ballet with British people. Including a teacher from Yorkshire.

(Though the Londoners and I were in a bar in Camden. Beer distorts sight and diminishes hearing.)

(I need to go back there. Could you send some free porn to Parliament or whatever and get the American dollar to be worth more?)

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/24 "2007-08-03T10:18:21Z")

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[QUOTE=MerryMagdalen]  
**chowder** I have never felt so out of my depth in my own language as I was while talking to NE Londoners. And I grew up taking ballet with British people. Including a teacher from Yorkshire.

(Though the Londoners and I were in a bar in Camden. Beer distorts sight and diminishes hearing.)

(I need to go back there. Could you send some free porn to Parliament or whatever and get the American dollar to be worth more?)  
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Porn to Parliament?

Don’t we have enough dicks there as it is?

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**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/25 "2007-08-03T10:24:35Z")

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Maybe you need to tailor it to the individual MPs?

Got anything with sheep?

(Not for me! And I’m not going to make the obvious joke.)

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/26 "2007-08-03T10:32:51Z")

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The less I have to do with politicians of any sort, the better I am.

I’d much prefer to walk around town with a nail in my shoe than shake hands with a politician, load of lying, two faced, bone idle bastards who care more about lining their own pockets than looking after the people who elected them to office

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/27 "2007-08-03T10:51:21Z")

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Hey, wait! There’s porn on the internet? Who else knows this?

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/28 "2007-08-03T11:01:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Bill Door]  
Hey, wait! There’s porn on the internet? Who else knows this?  
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Where else can you see transvestite grannies getting drilled anally by a goat through a gloryhole?

Other than Amsterdam.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/29 "2007-08-03T11:43:19Z")

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[QUOTE=DudleyGarrett]  
Where else can you see transvestite grannies getting drilled anally by a goat through a gloryhole?

Other than Amsterdam.  
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Is it Friday already? Where does the week go?

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/30 "2007-08-03T14:20:34Z")

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“I’m fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there’d only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.” - Scrubs

Susan

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/31 "2007-08-03T17:00:40Z")

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There is free porn on the internet?? I demand that Skip re-open the thread so that I can learn more.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/32 "2007-08-03T17:10:21Z")

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[I got yer back.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=431422)

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/33 "2007-08-03T17:17:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
[I got yer back.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=431422)  
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Nice try, **Winston** 😃

I am, however, intrigued **chowder** , and wish to subscribe…  
Oh, wait. What do you say to someone who _really will_ send you a newsletter?

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/34 "2007-08-03T17:22:44Z")

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[QUOTE=FaerieBeth]  
Nice try, **Winston** 😃

I am, however, intrigued **chowder** , and wish to subscribe…  
Oh, wait. What do you say to someone who _really will_ send you a newsletter?  
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They locked my thread. It took 8 minutes, and not even a mod comment. I’m gonna go check my email for an Official Warning™.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/35 "2007-08-03T17:28:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
They locked my thread. It took 8 minutes, and not even a mod comment. I’m gonna go check my email for an Official Warning™.  
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I hereby move we make the first Friday of August “mess with the mods day.”

Anyone with me?

Well, okay. Not me. **Winston Smith**. I’m chicken.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/36 "2007-08-03T17:37:13Z")

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But all along here I thought the Internet was _for_ porn. Am I wrong? 😕

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/37 "2007-08-03T17:42:48Z")

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[QUOTE=WF Tomba]  
That thread contributed nothing to the board but a load on its servers.  
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hehehe. I am sooo juvenile. Quick, someone clean up the servers! 😛

As far as the thread being shut down, I can’t believe it took so long!

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/38 "2007-08-03T17:54:45Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I hereby move we make the first Friday of August “mess with the mods day.”

Anyone with me?

Well, okay. Not me. **Winston Smith**. I’m chicken.  
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I just re-upped. _I_’m not going to piss off the mods.

Not, you know, that I’m inclined to do so anyway.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/39 "2007-08-03T17:56:33Z")

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[QUOTE=SisterCoyote]  
I just re-upped. _I_’m not going to piss off the mods.  
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Hey, welcome back, **SisterCoyote**! I remember you, although I don’t remember why I remember you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/40 "2007-08-03T17:58:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
Hey, welcome back, **SisterCoyote**! I remember you, although I don’t remember why I remember you. 🙂  
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Fellow mammal?

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