# SkipMagic.....mild

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 3, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246 "2007-08-03T04:46:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/41 "2007-08-03T18:09:56Z")

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I pit **SkipMagic** for having the most twee name on the entire board. Otherwise, fuck you for spamming the boards with your pr0n!

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/42 "2007-08-03T18:31:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Giraffe]  
Hey, welcome back, **SisterCoyote**! I remember you, although I don’t remember why I remember you. 🙂  
[/QUOTE]

Well, I’m glad to be remembered, then. I think. 😉

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/43 "2007-08-03T18:35:15Z")

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Hey, flirt on your own time. This is _my_ thread.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/44 "2007-08-03T18:36:09Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
Hey, flirt on your own time. This is _my_ thread.  
[/QUOTE]  
Who the hell are you?

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/45 "2007-08-03T18:37:02Z")

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I pit **SkipMagic** for not properly appreciating the goodness of free porn, then.

(I thought the warning in **Cajun Man** ’s closure of **Winston** ’s new thread was kinda harsh…)

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/46 "2007-08-03T18:37:38Z")

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Need help remembering, eh? I think this [del]$20[/del] free porn might jog your memory. If you need more, I’ve got a great source.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/47 "2007-08-03T18:38:01Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
Need help remembering, eh? I think this [del]$20[/del] free porn might jog your memory. If you need more, I’ve got a great source.  
[/QUOTE]  
Dad?

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/48 "2007-08-03T18:40:56Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
Hey, flirt on your own time. This is _my_ thread.  
[/QUOTE]

I’d offer to be an equal-opportunity flirt, but aren’t you married?

Also, I pit your location, which I had to read three times before it made sense. 😛

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/49 "2007-08-03T18:52:37Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
Hey, flirt on your own time. This is _my_ thread.  
[/QUOTE]

Well then are you going to unlock mine :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/50 "2007-08-03T19:05:15Z")

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Cajun Man went back into my MPSIMS thread about 30 minutes after it was closed and added this:

> [@Cajun Man](#):
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> When a Moderator closes a thread, it’s not very wise to open another thread on the same topic.
> 
> Winston Smith, do _not_ do this again.
> 
> Cajun Man  
> for the SDMB

Then, almost an hour later, he added this

> [@Cajun Man](#):
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> For the sake of clarification, the above post _is_ an official warning.
> 
> Cajun Man  
> for the SDMB

What a fucking donkey.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/51 "2007-08-03T19:05:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **Kythereia** :_
> 
> (I thought the warning in **Cajun Man** ’s closure of **Winston** ’s new thread was kinda harsh…)

My ‘official warnings’ are always kinda harsh.

That’s because I’m a bitter old SOB who doesn’t want anyone to have any fun.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/52 "2007-08-03T19:12:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
What a fucking donkey.  
[/QUOTE]

That would be you, right?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/53 "2007-08-03T19:14:00Z")

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**Winston** , you got off light.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/54 "2007-08-03T19:22:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Cajun Man]  
My ‘official warnings’ are always kinda harsh.

That’s because I’m a bitter old SOB who doesn’t want anyone to have any fun.  
[/QUOTE]

Damn! That _was_ harsh. You bitter old dudes are a tough crowd.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/55 "2007-08-03T19:23:37Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
That would be you, right?  
[/QUOTE]

The evidence supports your observation.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/56 "2007-08-03T19:26:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
Damn! That _was_ harsh. You bitter old dudes are a tough crowd.  
[/QUOTE]  
He just can’t keep it up anymore. Fun-killer for everyone now.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/57 "2007-08-03T19:27:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]

What a fucking donkey.  
[/QUOTE]

Hey **chowder** , this post reminds me, thanks for the links! 😉

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/58 "2007-08-03T19:32:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Cajun Man]

That’s because I’m a bitter old SOB who doesn’t want anyone to have any fun.  
[/QUOTE]

Aw, don’t be like that, you’re not old.

😉

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/59 "2007-08-03T19:46:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
Aw, don’t be like that, you’re not old.

😉  
[/QUOTE]  
No, I’m not kidding. I really think he is being as ass. **Winston’s** crime was one of playful protest. I’m not going to judge whether or not the initial thread closing was valid or not, but\*\* Winston’s\*\* thread wasn’t a means of overthowing the decisions of the mods, just another shot at this thread.

**chowder** was right to start this thread, even more right with the “mild tag”. Open discussion on a thread he thought that some other members would like to see, but was denied. I believe **Winston** is lightyears from being banned, but this warning stinks of “Thou shall not cross the mods.”

The moderation on this board cleans up a lot of shit that needs to be cleaned up. But I gotta rant at this example.

ETA: This would have been longer, but I have to go wack off and release this frustration!

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-mild/414246/60 "2007-08-03T19:57:21Z")

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I’ve only skimmed this thread, but I picked up the words “Free”, “Donkey”, “Porn” and “Mods”

And we keep getting told that Mods don’t get enough rewards…

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