# SkipMagic to be suspended for a week?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 7, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494 "2005-07-07T19:24:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/1 "2005-07-07T19:24:36Z")
Hee hee.
From this thread:
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6340991](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6340991)
at 11:45 a.m.
> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> The next person who makes a direct or indirect sock and/or troll accusation in this thread will be suspended for a week.
at 12:01 p.m.
> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> You’ve already had your one account. Good-bye.
Cut and dried, my friends. Cut and dried.
😃
All times PDT.
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### Author:  [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/2 "2005-07-07T19:28:25Z")
_ducks and covers_ 😃
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### Author:  [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/3 "2005-07-07T19:31:44Z")
Well, you see, it was really an accusation of being a repeat guest, which is a no-no, but which isn’t a sock or a troll.
:scrapes and bows like the toadie he is:
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/4 "2005-07-07T19:38:59Z")
Haha. Suspend yourself, Magic Man!
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/5 "2005-07-07T20:02:40Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Cut and dried, my friends. Cut and dried.
Realizing the ironclad logic you presented in your post, I went ahead and suspended myself. But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.
It’s quite possible my riveting and heartfelt story will be on Oprah next week. In preparation, I plan on getting all gussied-up by buying a watch from Hermes.
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### Author:  [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/6 "2005-07-07T20:05:13Z")
Are you going to go and jump all over the couch, too?
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### Author:  [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/7 "2005-07-07T20:06:38Z")
> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Are you going to go and jump all over the couch, too?
Let him take his anti. . .
Sorry, I’m speaking too loudly.
[sub]Let him take his anti-depressants first. . .[/sub]
😉
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/8 "2005-07-07T20:12:19Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> Realizing the ironclad logic you presented in your post, I went ahead and suspended myself. But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.
And how did you unsuspend yourself whilst you were suspended ???
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/9 "2005-07-07T20:15:31Z")
**Bippy** , that’s the **Magic** of **Skip**!!
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/10 "2005-07-07T20:15:55Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> And how did you unsuspend yourself whilst you were suspended ???
I’m guessing that’s classified.
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/11 "2005-07-07T20:18:47Z")
I would’ve loved to have been there while **SkipMagic** was explaining this to the other moderators …
> [@The Secret Moderator Archives](#):
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> Nobody bans _anybody_ until I blow this whistle! Not even – and let me make this perfectly clear – not even if he _does_ say ‘Troll’!
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/12 "2005-07-07T20:21:46Z")
> [@SKipMagic](#):
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> But, then, after a minute or two of deep thought, I also realized that I was a dashing fellow who brought cheer and happiness into the world; so, I extended my hand in mercy and unsuspended myself.
How…
twee.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/13 "2005-07-07T20:33:07Z")
So his suspension has been suspended?
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic-to-be-suspended-for-a-week/311494/14 "2005-07-07T20:34:25Z")
While this is fun and all, it really belongs in the **Pit** because, wackily enough, it’s a (tongue-in-cheek) comment on a Mod action. Unfortunately, even I, twee as I am, can’t justify moving such a silly thread to the Land of Hot Sauce and Volcanoes.
So, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to close it before I end up doing something kooky and suspending myself again. 😛