# SkipMagic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 1, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858 "2008-07-01T03:16:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/1 "2008-07-01T03:16:27Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
Me, too. Except, my list will be one of who’ll be warned because of a hijack of this thread. I think it’s obvious that we have enough threads on the board where Obama supporters can gloat and poke fun of the McCain supporters, so anyone whose appearance in _this_ thread is due to a repeat of that, kindly go play elsewhere.  
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[link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471945)

That was lame. Seriously, it was kindergarten lame. Don’t you have anything better to do than invoke mod threats in a goofy “change your location to indicate your political preference” thread that wasn’t even close to getting aggressive?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/2 "2008-07-01T03:32:47Z")

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It was my post he was commenting on, and it didn’t bother me a bit. What about it got under _your_ saddle? Besides having a hard-on for **Skip** , that is.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/3 "2008-07-01T03:54:00Z")

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Well, **Skip** is a hottie.  
Y’all should see those pics of **Skip** in a Wicked Weasel thong.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/4 "2008-07-01T03:55:45Z")

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Geez, Mo, what are you, a Nader voter?

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/5 "2008-07-01T04:00:08Z")

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To be fair to **silenus** , it wasn’t just his post I was commenting on. His just happened to be the last Obama-ish post before I posted. I probably should have just left his name off the quoted section to make it clearer I wasn’t just blaming him.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/6 "2008-07-01T04:09:42Z")

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Does this mean I don’t even get any “Partial Warning” points? ☹

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/7 "2008-07-01T04:11:45Z")

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If you’d like, I bet all the mods could pool the leftovers together and muster up a 1/2 point for you. You have been gracious, after all. We won’t even take off for the fact that all this happened two weeks ago.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/8 "2008-07-01T13:42:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Nader]  
Well, **Skip** is a hottie.  
Y’all should see those pics of **Skip** in a Wicked Weasel thong.  
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Cite?

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/9 "2008-07-01T13:59:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Cite?  
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Noooooooooooooooooo!

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**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/10 "2008-07-01T14:18:48Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
It was my post he was commenting on, and it didn’t bother me a bit. What about it got under _your_ saddle? Besides having a hard-on for **Skip** , that is.  
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Confucius want to know, when sitting on saddle, how does one get one’s hard-on to go _under_ saddle?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/11 "2008-07-01T14:23:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Mellivora capensis]  
Confucius want to know, when sitting on saddle, how does one get one’s hard-on to go _under_ saddle?  
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Isn’t that the origin of dick tartare?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/12 "2008-07-02T01:31:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Darth Nader]  
Well, **Skip** is a hottie.  
Y’all should see those pics of **Skip** in a Wicked Weasel thong.  
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Now I know what I want for my birthday. 😃

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skipmagic/454858/13 "2008-07-02T01:40:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
Isn’t that the origin of dick tartare?  
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Certainly it is the origin of “eat me, raw.”
