# Skrooh you, Nike!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 18, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396 "2016-02-18T00:51:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/1 "2016-02-18T00:51:23Z")

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So what’s next after terminating Pacquiao’s endorsement contract with you, tell everyone else to do the same? And then after a lot of apologies, reversals, and promises to bend to your pro-gay ideals, you’re going to take him back in, right?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/2 "2016-02-18T00:58:00Z")

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Aww, poor you.

It’s ok, you can say hateful things and have no risk of Nike terminating your contract.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/3 "2016-02-18T01:00:18Z")

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What the fuck is this all about? And while we’re at it, Fuck Apple, too!

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/4 "2016-02-18T01:02:30Z")

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If I was the one, I’d feel honored to be treated the same as Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius. They’re my kind of guys. But a congressman-preacher quoting something from the bible? Screw them!

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/5 "2016-02-18T01:04:00Z")

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> [@the\_diego](#):
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> If I was the one, I’d feel honored to be treated the same as Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius. They’re my kind of guys. But a congressman-preacher quoting something from the bible? Screw them!

Bigotry is a-okay as long as it comes from a religious text!

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/6 "2016-02-18T01:05:47Z")

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> [@the\_diego](#):
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> promises to bend to your pro-gay ideals

Oooh, do we get to watch?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/7 "2016-02-18T01:06:07Z")

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I missed the memo…is **the\_diego** just another boring troll, or does he have a shtick?

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/8 "2016-02-18T01:06:23Z")

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Oh yeah. And supporting just one side of the argument is as brilliant as inventing the title “Greatest basketball player of all time.” The only thing I don’t like about Pacquiao right now is his obvious bias against animals.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/9 "2016-02-18T01:13:51Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> I missed the memo…is **the\_diego** just another boring troll, or does he have a shtick?

No, a knife.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/10 "2016-02-18T01:19:06Z")

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Fuck \*\*the\_diego \*\*and Pacquiao. Armstrong and Pistorius too.

(Actually I’d love to fuck Oscar Pistorius. But that’s for another thread.)

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/11 "2016-02-18T01:21:03Z")

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That’s four people who discovered the key to success is in doing good, not bowing to other people’s feelings.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/12 "2016-02-18T02:23:30Z")

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> [@the\_diego](#):
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> If I was the one, I’d feel honored to be treated the same as Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius. They’re my kind of guys. But a congressman-preacher quoting something from the bible? Screw them!

> [@the\_diego](#):
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> That’s four people who discovered the key to success is in doing good, not bowing to other people’s feelings.

Let me get this straight: a man convicted of murdering his girlfriend is “your kind of guy”? And you admire him for caring so little about her that he killed her?

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/13 "2016-02-18T02:29:18Z")

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Here’s a clue: one act or mistake doesn’t make a or un-make a man. And I don’t really care about other people’s sexual preferences.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/14 "2016-02-18T02:35:08Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Fuck \*\*the\_diego \*\*and Pacquiao. Armstrong and Pistorius too.
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> (Actually I’d love to fuck Oscar Pistorius. But that’s for another thread.)

[Moderating]  
Saying “Fuck X,” where “X” is another poster, is against the rules. Naturally, this does not apply to shitbags like Pacquiano et. al.

No warning issued, but please avoid this in the future.  
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/15 "2016-02-18T02:37:06Z")

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Pardon me for imposing my culture’s hegemonic preference for linear narrative on your rant, but is this thread _about_ anything?

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/16 "2016-02-18T02:44:38Z")

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With interactive narratives, you can only tell when you reach the end.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/17 "2016-02-18T03:00:20Z")

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Apologies for the hijack but what is being discussed here?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/18 "2016-02-18T03:04:35Z")

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Apparently the OP is upset that Pacquiao was fired by Nike for his anti-gay comments.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/19 "2016-02-18T03:04:56Z")

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@\*\* zoid\*\*:

Let me know if you ever find out.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/20 "2016-02-18T03:06:01Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Apparently the OP is upset that Pacquiao was fired by Nike for his anti-gay comments.

Who is Pacquiao, and which comments are those?

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