# Skrooh you, Nike! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396 "2016-02-18T00:51:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/141 "2016-02-23T07:18:52Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You’re still a fucking psycho. Or he’s fucking a lot of psychos. People who go on and on about the beautiful women usually are hanging out in the cheap bars with crazy women. I don’t know. He’s either seriously ill or a troll. No one above the age of 13 thinks it’s justifiable to threaten young women on buses with knives just for talking on their cell phones. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/142 "2016-02-23T07:40:23Z")
Or, you’re just guessing, like a lot of your posts at GQ. Shoo. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/143 "2016-02-23T18:48:51Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > I’m not talking with people who are “into” knives is why. The fabric upholstery wasn’t damaged. Maybe just the acetate cover, and that is really meant to tear off in time. Suffice to say I know how to use a blade, whether to cut, to just scratch, to cause light injury, to kill. People’s skin will flake off within a month too. No problem if you just stab lightly at that. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/144 "2016-02-23T19:49:21Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > Suffice to say I know how to use a blade, whether to cut, to just scratch, to cause light injury, to kill. No you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/145 "2016-02-23T20:11:22Z")
Karate stare incoming. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/146 "2016-02-23T20:17:36Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Karate stare incoming. If you block it correctly, you’ll only receive a glancing blow. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/147 "2016-02-23T20:30:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > If you block it correctly, you’ll only receive a glancing blow. You go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/148 "2016-02-23T20:42:51Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > I’m not talking with people who are “into” knives is why. The fabric upholstery wasn’t damaged. Maybe just the acetate cover, and that is really meant to tear off in time. Suffice to say I know how to use a blade, whether to cut, to just scratch, to cause light injury, to kill. Honey, the problem is not whether the upholstery was damaged or not. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/149 "2016-02-23T23:22:21Z")
Was just correcting a bit of detail. Honey? You a waitress? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/150 "2016-02-23T23:32:35Z")
This is turning ugly with speed that would scare a Samurai warrior. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/151 "2016-02-23T23:50:53Z")
Nah. Garden-variety troll with garden-variety trolling. Shame we’re all feeding it, I suppose, but what else have we got to do with our sad lives? ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/152 "2016-02-23T23:59:08Z")
Bleating goats shouldn’t cross bridges. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/153 "2016-02-24T00:12:54Z")
Gives **the\_diego** an MMA gaze. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/154 "2016-02-24T00:14:53Z")
Your gallery picture is too cute to be anyway related to MMA, Pat. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/155 "2016-02-24T00:17:25Z")
_Real_ karate belts don’t come with buckles. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/156 "2016-02-24T00:18:06Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > Your gallery picture is too cute to be anyway related to MMA, Pat. Sounds like someone’s got a little crush. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/157 "2016-02-24T00:19:44Z")
Man-to-man excites you? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/158 "2016-02-24T00:21:30Z")
I’m more into long walks on the beach and slow, smoldering Karate stares, myself. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/159 "2016-02-24T15:54:01Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > Man-to-man excites you? It’ll excite you too before I’m through with you, Sparky. Let’s do this. Mrowr. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396/160 "2016-02-24T20:38:32Z")
I forget, is karate stare the version with eyeliner or without? Do you narrow your eyes, side-eye the person, or just turn and glare? I’m sorry. Just a total “martial arts glance” nOOb. Any help? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/skrooh-you-nike/746396.md?page=9)