How could anyone believe this stuff!!?!??!!?
Most of us have no problem believing it. But since you don’t, I’d like to offer some alternative theories for your perusal. Like your conspiracy theories, they’re incorrect. But at least you wouldn’t seem quite as reality-phobic if you chose to glom onto one of these instead.
So try these on for size. They’re far simpler than yours, don’t involve government black-ops, and have as their genesis either lame incompetence, or that boring, tired old chestnut–greed:
1. The “Conspiracy of Dunces” Theory
You brought up a good point when you wrote (in the passage quoted above):
*"…skyscrapers cannot stand and withstand the wind without getting those design characteristics correct."
*Suppose the architects/designers/engineers who planned the towers just fucked it up–didn’t ‘carry a four’ somewhere, or forgot to convert from metric to English units.
Or better yet…
2. The “Yo! Youz Guys… Howsabout We Take A Bit Off the Top?” Theory
What if some of the contractors conspired to use inferior raw materials to save money and then pocketed the difference? The engineering and design were spot-on, but shoddy, cheap, steel that would have faltered if you held a lighter up next to it long enough doomed the buildings.
Either one of these conspiracy theories (if they actually happened) could have contributed mightily to the Towers’ collapse. Both of these theories are far, far more likely than whatever nonsense you are polluting the interwebs with. Have you ever considered anything like the above theories? Or are they just not “twisted-dark adolescent-oriented X-Files-knockoff comic book” for you"? Yeah. I kinda thought so.
In any event, the one conspiracy we KNOW to have occurred (a group of extremist, religious fundamentalist, whack-job terrorists conspire to crash jetliners into American symbols of power killing thousands of people) is the likeliest CT of them all.
Because it actually happened.
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