# Slacker-shaming MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 19, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277 "2015-01-19T12:42:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/81 "2015-01-20T18:22:53Z")
For those keeping score, my pork loin yielded 4 roasts large enough to feed 2 of us with leftovers, plus 12 chops. All are sealed and crammed in the freezer where I could find space. Yay! I think I’ll bake a pineapple upside down cake now. Yum! ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/82 "2015-01-20T18:30:46Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > For those keeping score, my pork loin yielded 4 roasts large enough to feed 2 of us with leftovers, plus 12 chops. All are sealed and crammed in the freezer where I could find space. Yay! > > I think I’ll bake a pineapple upside down cake now. Yum! Don’t forget to borrow **swampy** ’s pearls for your domesticity. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/83 "2015-01-20T18:31:43Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > For those keeping score, my pork loin yielded 4 roasts large enough to feed 2 of us with leftovers, plus 12 chops. All are sealed and crammed in the freezer where I could find space. Yay! > > I think I’ll bake a pineapple upside down cake now. Yum! But on facebook, you said you were going to smoke some meat. So, which is true? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/84 "2015-01-20T18:34:13Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Are stale ones still used for Uzi ammo? That is an urban legend. No material know to man can cut stale matzoh balls. They are, however, widely recycled as lobster trap weights. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/85 "2015-01-20T18:55:12Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > But on facebook, you said you were going to smoke some meat. So, which is true? :dubious: Uh-oh, now you did it! You’re one of the select few in _both_ groups. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club… > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > They are, however, widely recycled as lobster trap weights. Any [del]good[/del] decent (fresh) matzoh ball should be able to do this. I suppose you like cheesecake made with ricotta, too? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/86 "2015-01-20T18:56:33Z")
I’m not going to smoke meat today - it’s way too late and most of the meat is way too frozen. I’m thinking maybe the weekend. Meanwhile, the cake is in the oven, and I managed it without pearls! 😃 I use crushed pineapple rather than rings, so we’ll get 15 nice servings, each with a cherry on top! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/87 "2015-01-20T19:23:56Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > No material know to man can cut stale matzoh balls. They are, however, widely recycled as lobster trap weights. Catch many lobsters in Ar-Kansas? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/88 "2015-01-20T19:43:36Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Catch many lobsters in Ar-Kansas? Just really large crayfish. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/89 "2015-01-20T19:53:06Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Just really large crayfish. 🙂 I suppose they’re kosher, too, since you’re using matzo balls for weight. :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/90 "2015-01-20T20:12:17Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I suppose they’re kosher, too, since you’re using matzo balls for weight. :dubious: 😛 Last time I checked, they did not have scales, so sadly, they are treif. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/91 "2015-01-20T20:28:53Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I suppose they’re kosher, too, since you’re using matzo balls for weight. :dubious: 😛 Far as I know, shellfish are not kosher. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/92 "2015-01-20T20:35:21Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Far as I know, shellfish are not kosher. That was sarcasm, as indicated by the attached smilies. Try this one -\> :smack: :p:D ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/93 "2015-01-20T20:44:39Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > That was sarcasm, as indicated by the attached smilies. Try this one -\> :smack: > > :p:D And here I thought you were just laughing at me. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/94 "2015-01-20T20:47:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > And here I thought you were just laughing at me. > :rolleyes: You have the distinct honor of getting me started, but I have enough laughter for everyone. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/95 "2015-01-20T20:58:29Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > You have the distinct honor of getting me started, but I have enough laughter for everyone. 😛 Mom! MOM! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/96 "2015-01-20T21:17:27Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Mom! MOM! I’m pretty sure that **Mooommmm** would laugh at you too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/97 "2015-01-20T22:22:50Z")
Another day of not doing’ all that much- did some fud shopping, but decided to make bread rather than buy it. It’s not bad, better than the last few attempts. I think I underkneaded a little maybe, but it’s definitely bread not lobster pot weight. It’s too wet and cold to do much, especially as I don’t have much money spare, and don’t have any irk. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/98 "2015-01-20T22:26:35Z")
I don’t laugh at you, **flytrap**. I shake my head and snort derisively. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/99 "2015-01-20T22:32:18Z")
\*\*rosie \*\*is channeling Sheldon!!! :eek: Supper was OK - salmon, crescent rolls, 'mater salad. Pineapple upside down cake later. For what was supposed to be a lazy day, I got a lot done. Go me! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277/100 "2015-01-20T22:43:10Z")
Howdy Y’all! Another irk day survived. Always a good thing. I made cabbage ‘n onions with kielbasas and steamed baby carrots for dindin. Tasty and easy, just like how I like my men. OYKW has a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for turtle track ice cream, so he’s gone to the sto’ to get some. I steered him in the direction of the Pubic sto’ cause they always have turtle track ice cream. That’s pretty much the news from south Jawja. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slacker-shaming-mmp/710277.md?page=6)