# sleeping farts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sleeping-farts/270211>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 20, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sleeping-farts/270211 "2004-10-20T13:54:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sleeping-farts/270211/21 "2004-10-22T05:43:31Z")

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_snort_ As my mother can assure you, after 29 years of marriage, yes, indeed people do.

Oh BOY, do they EVER.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sleeping-farts/270211/22 "2004-10-22T05:54:56Z")

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Fuck yeah. Nocturnal blanket rippers can be among the most lethal farts known to humankind. You can’t get away from them. Well, you _could_ get away, but that would mean getting out of bed. Plus, these are dinner farts that have steeped for hours until they’ve achieved paint-peeling ferocity, requiring no voluntary force to launch these air biscuits of doom.

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