# Slicker'n deer guts on the front porch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slickern-deer-guts-on-the-front-porch/686764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slickern-deer-guts-on-the-front-porch/686764 "2014-04-23T13:17:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slickern-deer-guts-on-the-front-porch/686764/61 "2014-04-24T17:42:07Z")

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Hotter than snake piss.

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slickern-deer-guts-on-the-front-porch/686764/62 "2014-04-24T18:07:06Z")

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Shittin’ in high cotton.

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slickern-deer-guts-on-the-front-porch/686764/63 "2014-04-24T18:35:36Z")

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As useless as tits on a bull.

Gayer than the time I s\*\*\*\*d your d\*\*k.

(Sorry about that last one - Mods, delete if necessary)

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