# Slightly Racy Puzzle/Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 29, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389 "2009-06-29T20:12:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/1 "2009-06-29T20:12:04Z")
A man enters a room and sees a beautiful naked woman lying prone on a bed. She looks over at him and smiles seductively. The man’s first name is Willie. What is his last name? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/2 "2009-06-29T20:40:52Z")
I’m guessing that the answer is something like Duher, or something phonetically close to that? As in, “Will he do her”? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/3 "2009-06-29T22:24:18Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’m guessing that the answer is something like Duher, or something phonetically close to that? As in, “Will he do her”? Here’s a hint. The answer is in the form of \_\_\_\_ or \_\_\_. As in two last names are possible, and make the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/4 "2009-06-29T22:29:23Z")
Willie Dewar or Knott? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/5 "2009-06-29T22:31:25Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Willie Dewar or Knott? Not bad. But knott the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/6 "2009-06-29T23:44:47Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Not bad. But knott the answer. I’m going to spoiler it, as it’s past my bedtime. Turner or Tailor. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/7 "2009-06-30T00:23:17Z")
I think Naylor would have worked just as well. ---
**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/8 "2009-06-30T03:57:00Z")
Focker? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/9 "2009-06-30T08:10:38Z")
Nelson. 'cause that’s the way he rolls. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/10 "2009-06-30T16:22:20Z")
and if it were two men in there, their names would be Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/11 "2009-06-30T16:46:36Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > and if it were two men in there, their names would be Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice I think you mean Phil McCracken. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/12 "2009-06-30T17:06:11Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > and if it were two men in there, their names would be Ben Dover & Phil McCrevice Or Michael Fitzpatrick and Patick Fitzmichael. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/13 "2009-06-30T17:39:43Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > I think Naylor would have worked just as well. It doesn’t work as well for the either/or requirement. Actually, it doesn’t work at all. [QUOTE=Mahaloth] I think you mean Phil McCracken. [/QUOTE] I’m pretty sure it’s Phil McCavity. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/14 "2009-06-30T19:37:36Z")
[Willy Ley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_Ley) ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/15 "2009-06-30T20:02:36Z")
Smith. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/16 "2009-07-12T23:31:54Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I think you mean Phil McCracken. No. Actually I didn’t mean that at all. But thank you just the same. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/17 "2009-07-12T23:35:06Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I think you mean Phil McCracken. I think _you_ mean Phil McCavity. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/18 "2009-07-13T16:36:55Z")
McCracken is recognizable as a real name. I’ve never heard of anyone actually named McCavity or McCrevice. ---
**Author:** ![CMiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CMiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CMiller)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/19 "2009-07-13T16:37:41Z")
Clinton. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389/20 "2009-07-13T16:42:41Z")
> [@palindromemordnilap](#): > > McCracken is recognizable as a real name. I’ve never heard of anyone actually named McCavity or McCrevice. What about [Macavity - The Mystery Cat?](http://www.poetry-online.org/eliot_macavity_the_mystery_cat.htm) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slightly-racy-puzzle-joke/501389.md?page=2)