# Sloganize your username. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/1 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")
There’s a [nice little script](http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Dopername) at [www.thesurrealist.co.uk](http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk) that replaces the product in slightly over 500 advertising slogans with text of your choice. I’ve been playing with it and some of the Muddified slogans are strangely appropriate. My favourites:[ul][li]Don’t Say Brown, Say “Mudd”.[_]Mudd - Australian for Beer.[_]Making Mudd Taste Better.[_]Mudd Prevents That Sinking Feeling.[_]That’s Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Mudd!The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Mudd.[/ul](I like that last because my user name comes from a cheesy noise-band I was in, called _Electric Mud_. The host of the venerable _Newsounds Gallery_ called me Larry Mudd one night in 1989, and it sort of stuck…)[/li] So… what slogans work with _your_ username? ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/2 "2003-01-16T02:09:20Z")
Behold the Power of Cessandra. It’s How Cessandra Is Done. (!) Larry, this one is yours: With A Name Like Mudd, It Has To Be Good. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/3 "2003-01-16T02:10:03Z")
“Smart. Beautiful. Clayton\_e.” HA! Oh Oh! Even better! “Do The Clayton\_e.” And this one takes the cake… “Have a Clayton\_e and Smile.” Hehe, this thing is fun. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/4 "2003-01-16T02:13:53Z")
Naughty, but Atreyu. Yo quiero Atreyu. Bring the Hand that Feeds Atreyu. Unzip an Atreyu. Come One, Come All to Atreyu. When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Atreyu. Oh, now this is a fun site. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/5 "2003-01-16T02:14:42Z")
3-in1 Protection for your NinetyWt ~ sounds useful A Glass and a Half in each NinetyWt ~ hey ! I like that one ! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/6 "2003-01-16T02:15:33Z")
Every Bubble’s Passed Its Osiris. … Ewwwww. … Sometimes You Feel Like an Osiris, Sometimes You Don’t. What enthusiasm. Although the worst of all is [this](http://www.osirisshoes.com/hm.html). _raspberry_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/7 "2003-01-16T02:17:14Z")
Plink, Plink, Mr. Blue Sky… ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/8 "2003-01-16T02:20:40Z")
**Behold the Power of Muad’Dib.** ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/9 "2003-01-16T02:22:47Z")
Have **erislover** your way. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/10 "2003-01-16T02:23:14Z")
I’ve got a brand new pickup line. “Tonight, Let It Be Duke.” ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/11 "2003-01-16T02:24:38Z")
It takes a tough man to make a tender Scarlett. Only the crumbliest, flakiest Scarlett. It’s the bright one, it’s the right one, that’s Scarlett. Melts in your Scarlett, not in your hand.\* With a name like Scarlett, it has to be good. You’ve got questions, we’ve got Scarlett. My goodness, my Scarlett! Four out of five dentists recommend Scarlett. Cleans a big, big, Scarlett for less than half a crown. 😕 **Naughty:** A finger of Scarlett is just enough to give your kids a treat. Devon knows how they make Scarlett so creamy. Life should taste as good as Scarlett. **For people who find me less than thrilling:** Tastes great, less Scarlett. **And my personal favorite:** Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Scarlett? \*Brings to mind “Get your head out of your Clavin!” ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/12 "2003-01-16T02:25:30Z")
A few randomly picked out: “8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Jeffwc.” “All You Add Is Jeffwc.” “A Jeffwc Is Forever.” Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/13 "2003-01-16T02:28:41Z")
We have a new winner: I WISH I WERE A SCARLETT WIENER ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/14 "2003-01-16T02:41:44Z")
Snap! Crackle! Pravnik! America’s Most Trusted Pravnik. Can’t do it in real life? Do it on Pravnik. Life should taste as good as Pravnik. A glass and a half in every Pravnik! (Usually, much more than a glass and a half, even…) ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/15 "2003-01-16T02:41:45Z")
My username is just begging for it 😃 Goo comes to those who wait Goo - it does a body good Don’t you just love being in Goo ? :eek: Feel The Raw Naked Goo Of The Road. Step into the Goo Ribbed for her Goo The Non-Sticky Sticky Goo Make it a Goo night The Goo goes straight to your head I think I’ll stop there, it’s faintly disturbing 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/16 "2003-01-16T02:42:57Z")
“Tough on Dirt, Gentle on El\_Kabong.” “No-One Does Chicken Like El\_Kabong.” “Yo Quiero El\_Kabong.” “And All Because The Lady Loves El\_Kabong.” “All The El\_Kabong That’s Fit To Print.” Man, they’re gonna sell millions of me. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/17 "2003-01-16T02:48:03Z")
“SilkyThreat prevents that sinking feeling.” Ok. I guess. “We do SilkyThreat right!” Heh. “Because SilkyThreat can’t drive.” HUH?? Who says? “My goodness, my SilkyThreat!” Better… “Try SilkyThreat, you’ll like it!” Think I’ll stop here since I like this one! This IS fun! ---
**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/18 "2003-01-16T02:52:07Z")
Come one come all to Pants. Let the Pants begin. ---
**Author:** ![Echo23TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Echo23TC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Echo23TC)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/19 "2003-01-16T02:52:10Z")
The best two for me have been: Lets face the music and Echo You’re never alone with an Echo I laughed so hard my glasses fogged up… ---
**Author:** ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/20 "2003-01-16T02:53:29Z")
Funny: The Mamapotomus that Smiles Back. I’m not Just the Mamapotomus, I’m a Member. Men Can’t Help Acting On Mamapotomus. An Army of Mamapotomus. Freakin’ Weird: Sweet as the Moment When the Mamapotomus Went “Pop” 😕 Mamapotomus - The Appetizer! They’re Waffly Mamapotomus. Watch Out, There’s a Mamapotomus About. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888.md?page=2)