# Sloganize your username. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/41 "2003-01-16T04:46:45Z")
(please refer to my sig) ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/42 "2003-01-16T04:59:33Z")
See the deadly nightlight feel the shine ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/43 "2003-01-16T05:02:48Z")
The first one I got was “Kills All Known Ultrafilter - Dead.” Should I keep playing? :dubious: Well, why not? “It’s Ultrafilter Time.” Hell, yeah. 😃 “You Too Can Have An Ultrafilter Like Mine.” No you can’t! “Wear Ultrafilter.” Um… “Melts In Your Ultrafilter, Not In Your Hand.” That’s more than vaguely dirty, isn’t it? “You’re Never Alone with an Ultrafilter.” Well, unless you’re me… ☹ “The Queen of Ultrafilter.” 😕 “My Ultrafilter to Yours.” No, like I said, you can’t have it. “Takes an Ultrafilter but it Keeps on Tickin’.” :mad: “There’s no Wrong Way to Eat an Ultrafilter.” :o “I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ultrafilter.” I hope not. That’s a lot of screaming. “Uh-oh, Better Get Ultrafilter.” Yeah, yeah. As soon as there’s a problem, who do they come looking for? “Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Ultrafilter.” :mad: :mad: “I’m not Just the Ultrafilter, I’m a Member.” I guess so… “I Feel Like Ultrafilter Tonight.” Hey, me too! All right, that’s enough…for now! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/44 "2003-01-16T05:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > **Ribbed for her Goo** This is probably the best we’ll see here. ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/45 "2003-01-16T05:07:45Z")
I found some very appropriate ones: 😃 The Kalashnikov is Mightier than the Sword. Reach for the Kalashnikov. A Kalashnikov Works Wonders. Wait Till We Get Our Kalashnikov On You. Get The Kalashnikov Out. Nothing Works Better Than a Kalashnikov. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/46 "2003-01-16T05:11:08Z")
**Is AwSnappity in you? Naughty, but AwSnappity There’s first love, and there’s AwSnappity love.** Awww yeah! **AwSnappity-lickin’ good A day without AwSnappity is like a day without sunshine. 🙂 Vorsprung durch Awsnappity** ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/47 "2003-01-16T05:12:07Z")
“It’s Not TV. It’s Michael Ellis.” “We’re Serious About Michael Ellis.” “Just Do Michael Ellis.” “You’ve Always Got Time For Michael Ellis.” "You’re in Good Hands with Michael Ellis. " and my new sig: ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/48 "2003-01-16T05:21:30Z")
“Get relief, get tlw.” “Breathe easy with tlw” “Tough enough for a man, but made as a woman: tlw” “tlw brings good things to life” “tlw: specifically designed and engineered for what’s next” “drive = tlw” (or conversely, “tlw = love”) “tlw is everywhere you want to be” “Everything’s better with tlw on it.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/49 "2003-01-16T05:23:47Z")
> [@](#): > > “Monica really satisfies.” Well, I never heard Bill Clinton complain about her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/50 "2003-01-16T05:35:24Z")
Persephone Makes Everything Better. Only Persephone Has The Answer. The Persephone of your Life. Persephone Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass. Semper Persephone. For That Deep Down Body Persephone. Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Persephone. Persephone, Take Me Away. Run For The Persephone. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Persephone. Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Persephone. Smart. Beautiful. Persephone. Come One, Come All To Persephone. Behold the Power of Persephone. It’s Not All Persephone, Persephone, Persephone, you know. I am Stuck on Persephone, 'Cause Persephone’s Stuck on Me. The Incredible, Edible Persephone. Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Persephone. I Feel Like Persephone Tonight. Life Should Taste As Good As Persephone. More Persephone Please. You Like Persephone. Persephone Likes You. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/51 "2003-01-16T05:47:06Z")
I got “I feel like Texan tonight”, (okay…) “Feel the NE Texan”, (no, don’t, thankyouverymuch) “Now with 50% more NE Texan”, 🙂 and (my favorite), “America’s Most Trusted Texan”. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/52 "2003-01-16T06:29:08Z")
\*\*Empepror Penguin, the other white meat Please Don’t Squeeze The Emperor Penguin\*\* **Snap! Crackle! Emperor Penguin!** **Obey Your Emperor Penguin.** ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/53 "2003-01-16T08:23:45Z")
You’ll Never Put A Better Bit Of lard2000 On Your Knife. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/54 "2003-01-16T09:25:52Z")
The first one was, I kid you not… There’s no Wrong Way to Eat a Mangetout. ---
**Author:** ![Biba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Biba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biba)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/55 "2003-01-16T10:26:30Z")
Well…what can I say! Gee, Your Biba Smells Terrific ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/56 "2003-01-16T10:27:22Z")
The Cream of SPOOFE ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/57 "2003-01-16T10:30:29Z")
Pressed reply too quickly… -Cleans a Big, Big SPOOFE For Less Than Half a Crown. -Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a SPOOFE It Is! -Whatever You’re Into, Get Into SPOOFE. -Because SPOOFE Can’t Drive. -It’s SPOOFE Time. (my favorite) ---
**Author:** ![Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flashpaper_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/58 "2003-01-16T11:06:13Z")
“Flashpaper Tiger makes everything better” “If only everything in life was as reliable as a Flashpaper Tiger” “The Incredible Edible Flashpaper tiger” ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/59 "2003-01-16T13:59:55Z")
“Choosy mothers choose Ronin” “Ronin Comes to Those Who Wait.” “Kills All Known Ronin - Dead.” “The Coolest Ronin on Ice.” ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/60 "2003-01-16T15:07:02Z")
[ul] [li]Marvin the Mountie always gets his GrandfatherTrout[/li][li]Come see the softer side of GrandfatherTrout.[/li][li]I can’t believe I ate the whole GrandfatherTrout.[/li][li]If you like a lot of GrandfatherTrout on your biscuit, join our club.[/li][li]There’s more than one way to eat a GrandfatherTrout.[/li][li]Any time, any place, GrandfatherTrout.[/li][li]Can’t do it in real life? Do it on GrandfatherTrout![/li][/ul] …and my personal favorite… [ul]Sweet as the moment when the GrandfatherTrout went ‘pop!’[/ul] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888.md?page=4)