# Sloganize your username.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/81 "2003-01-16T18:10:14Z")

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“Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Hillbilly Queen!”

How’d they know?

“A Finger of Hillbilly Queen is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.”

That just sounds so…wrong.

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/82 "2003-01-16T18:16:08Z")

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“Because Aura can’t drive.” Hey… ☹

“Nobody does it like Aura.” 😃

“Whatever you’re into, get into Aura.” …

“The real smell of Aura.”

“Only the crumbliest flakiest Aura” doesn’t make me sound too good, though… nor does “Can you tell Aura from butter?” Hey, c’mon, I know I have a little extra in the stomach and booty area, but…

“An Aura’s too wet without one.” :shocked: Oh my…

“Mild green Aura liquid” just sounds scary.

“Daddy or Aura?”

“Aura - the appetizer!” sounds like a pro wrestling name.

But my favorite: “Wouldn’t you rather be Aura?” 🙂

[sub]Help me, I can’t stop…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/83 "2003-01-16T18:23:20Z")

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Got Tars?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/84 "2003-01-16T18:29:45Z")

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I liked the Zebra so much I bought the company

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Zebra?

Zebra is good for you.

When it absoultely, positively has to be Zebra overnight.

and the best one

Get more from Zebra

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/85 "2003-01-16T18:38:58Z")

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Snap! Crackle! Carnage!

Every Kiss begins with Carnage.

Gotta Lotta Carnage

I’m Cuckoo For Carnage.

The Lion Goes from Carnage to Carnage.

Feel The Raw Naked Carnage Of The Road.

Puts the Carnage in Britain.

and my fave…

Life’s Pretty Straight Without Carnage.

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**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/86 "2003-01-16T18:47:59Z")

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Quite a few of mine sounded naughty, too…

Sweet as the Moment When the Politzania Went “Pop” :eek: :o  
Taste the Politzania. :eek: :eek:  
Please Don’t Squeeze The Politzania. (hey - what if I _want_ a squeeze?)  
Men Can’t Help Acting On Politzania. 😃  
Fall Into The Politzania.  
The Coolest Politzania on Ice. 🆒  
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Politzania.  
Bridge That Gap with Politzania. 😕

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/87 "2003-01-16T19:48:54Z")

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You’ve Got Questions. We’ve Got Drewbert.  
Grab life by the Drewbert.  
Mild Green Drewbert Liquid.  
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Drewbert.  
It’s Not All Drewbert, Drewbert, Drewbert, you know.  
But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Drewbert.  
Drewbert. It’s What’s For Dinner.  
Unzip a Drewbert.  
Drewbert Just Feels Right.

[sub]oooooooh yeaaahhh…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/88 "2003-01-16T19:48:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Skelji \*  
> Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Skelji.

Dude, now _that_ is a sig line.

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> \*Originally posted by Sunshine \*  
> A day without Sunshine is like a day without sunshine.

I had always wondered if days were case-sensitive. Now we know.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/89 "2003-01-16T20:03:55Z")

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**"Fast Quasimodem and Good For You!"**

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Q

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/90 "2003-01-16T20:14:43Z")

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**That’s Handy, Harry! Stick It in the Gazelle from Hell.**

Holy pornographic slogan! Oh my God! I think I’m offended!

These, I like:  
Your Flexible Gazelle from Hell.  
151 Countries, One Gazelle from Hell.  
Gazelle from Hell is our Middle Name.  
Leaves Your Gazelle from Hell Minty not Mediciney.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/91 "2003-01-16T20:16:54Z")

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**Gazelle From Hell Really Satisfies.**

Oh yeah.

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/92 "2003-01-16T20:19:12Z")

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DaToad Tested, Mother Approved.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/93 "2003-01-16T20:24:46Z")

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What Would You Do For An Opalcat?

Got an Opalcat? You’re in Luck.

Opalcat - The Freshmaker!

I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Opalcat.

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/94 "2003-01-16T20:28:58Z")

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For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Judith Prietht.  
Mama Mia, Thats’a One Spicy Judith Prietht!  
This is Not Your Father’s Judith Prietht.  
You Like Judith Prietht. Judith Prietht Likes You.  
Have You Forgotten How Good Judith Prietht Tastes?–have you? HAVE YOU?  
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Judith Prietht.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/95 "2003-01-16T20:30:51Z")

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“lieu-lickin’ good” Yeah baby!

“Grab life by the lieu.” Let’s not get hasty here.

“I wish I were a lieu wiener.” Speak for yourself.

“Let the lieu take the strain.” The Brits will love that one.

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**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/96 "2003-01-16T20:32:27Z")

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Hit the old submit button again. Fantastic. I think I got a little scared when everything started to sound sexy, particularly “Have You Forgotten How Good JP Tastes?”, and then confused when my username ceased to mean anything.

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**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/97 "2003-01-16T20:56:28Z")

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**Is Mephisto In You?** I would hope it’s not hard for them to tell, especially since you can **Get More From Mephisto**.

**Think Mephisto** and **Mephisto is good for you** –Okay, I guess.

I thought this one was kinda neat: **It needn’t be Hell with Mephisto**.

And this: **The Mephisto For All Ages.**

Not many people I imagine exclaim this: **Mephisto, Take Me Away!**

The one that made me laugh, though, was \*\*It makes your Mephisto smack! \*\*

So this is what people do when school and work is cancelled on account of snow.

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/98 "2003-01-16T23:30:31Z")

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Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Albert Rose.  
Don’t You Just Love Being in Albert Rose? :eek:  
Nothing Acts Faster than Albert Rose.

I like that last one.

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/99 "2003-01-16T23:32:59Z")

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Gee, Your Tony Barber’s Underwear Smells Terrific.

The Curiously Strong Tony Barber’s Underwear.

Get Tony Barber’s Underwear or Get Out.

Tony Barber’s Underwear Is Good For You.

Have You Forgotten How Good Tony Barber’s Underwear Tastes?

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Tony Barber’s Underwear it is!

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tony Barber’s Underwear.

What Can Tony Barber’s Underwear Do For You?

The Joy of Tony Barber’s Underwear.

-Bubba

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/100 "2003-01-17T00:01:39Z")

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Where’s **Don’t poke the bear, Dad!** when we need him???

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