# Sloganize your username.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/101 "2003-01-17T03:02:13Z")

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This is way more fun than it ought to be.

Good Honest C\_carol Since 1896  
It’s Not TV. It’s C\_carol.  
Moving at the Speed of C\_carol.  
It’s the Bright One, it’s the Right One, that’s C\_carol.  
You Too Can Have A C\_carol Like Mine.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/102 "2003-01-17T03:52:31Z")

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Be Young, Have Fun, Drink… Silver Fire.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/103 "2003-01-17T03:55:42Z")

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Be Young, Have Fun, Drink… Silver Fire.

There’s More Than One Way to Eat a Silver Fire.

(You’re damn right there is!)

Stop. Go. Silver Fire. (uhhh, okay)

Wear Silver Fire.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/104 "2003-01-17T04:00:08Z")

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GOD DAMN IT! I wasn’t finished yet! Twice!

:mad:

Anyway…

Mild Green Silver Fire Liquid. (EWWWWWW!!!)

Kids Will Do Anything For Silver Fire. (Want some candy, little boy? :leer: )

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/105 "2003-01-17T04:41:02Z")

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this is funny and lots of fun, time to stop.  
Cherry Comes to Those Who Wait  
I Can’t Believe Its not Cherry  
Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Cherry!  
Takes a Cherry but it Keeps on Tickin’.  
Cherry Keeps Going and Going.  
It Needn’t Be Hell With Cherry.  
Live in Your Cherry, Play in Ours.  
I Want My Cherry.  
Uh-oh, Better Get Cherry.  
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Cherry.  
Ribbed For Her Cherry.  
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Cherry.  
Every Kiss Begins With Cherry.  
A Cherry A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/106 "2003-01-17T17:12:40Z")

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Honestly, **cherry** , how did you avoid this one?

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> Sweet as the Moment When the cherry Went “Pop”

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**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/107 "2003-01-17T17:21:57Z")

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Lightening the Contrary.

Do You, uh, Contrary?

Do You Eat The Contrary Last?

I had to stop after that one.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/108 "2003-01-17T17:42:30Z")

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Built NoClueBoy Tough.

It’s the NoClueBoy You Can See.

Melts In Your NoClueBoy, Not In Your Hand. :dubious:

Double the Pleasure, Double the NoClueBoy.

And All Because The Lady Loves NoClueBoy.

Where Do You Want NoClueBoy To Go Today?

NoClueBoy - The Freshmaker!

You Can Really Taste The NoClueBoy!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/109 "2003-01-17T21:15:13Z")

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This is waaaaaaaaaay too much fun!

**who would you have a swampbear with?** - orgy anyone?  
**Have a break. Have a swampbear.**  
**Big chocolate swampbear** - well, there are certain gay dopers that I have secret crushes on that I’d like to cover me in chocolate and lick it off 😃  
**anytime, anyplace, swampbear** - I feel so cheap!:o  
**the world’s favourite swampbear** 🆒  
**prolongs active swampbear** - sounds like an ad for viagra  
**reach for the swampbear**  
**Life’s pretty straight without swampbear**  
**The best part of waking up is swampbear in your cup** - now that’d start anybody’s day off right! 😛  
**swampbear really satisfies** - said to certain gay dopers  
**the cream of swampbear** - heeheehee I like that  
**naughty, but swampbear** - hmmm…potential sig line  
**when you’ve got swampbear, flaunt it!** - dang right!😉  
**aaahh, swampbear!** - many a satisfied customer has said that  
**time to make the swampbear** - a hint to certain nameless doper crushes 😉

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/110 "2003-01-17T21:33:50Z")

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**Beadalin** I guess I havent been reloading enough to get to cherry pop.

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/111 "2003-01-17T22:38:21Z")

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And another day goes by in which I don’t work on my thesis…sigh.  
[ul]  
[li]A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Treviathan. [/li][li]We don’t Make Treviathan. We Make Treviathan Better. (Not possible.)[/li][li]Ribbed for her Treviathan.[/li][li]Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Treviathan from the Oven. (My new pick-up line!)[/li][li]Make Room for the Treviathan.[/li][li]A Day Without Treviathan Is a Day Without Sunshine. (Awwwww…)[/li][li]If You Like a Lot of Treviathan on Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. (Where do I sign up?)[/li][li]How Do You Eat _Your_ Treviathan? (Maybe on a biscuit?)[/li][li]All Treviathan, All the Time. [/li][/ul]  
This one, however, kind of scares me.  
[ul]  
[li] You’ll Never Put a Better Bit of Treviathan on Your Knife. (_Which_ bit?)[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Consuela\_Bobuela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Consuela\_Bobuela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consuela_Bobuela)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/112 "2003-01-17T23:30:59Z")

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Does the hard Consuela Bobuela, so you don’t have to.

🆒

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**Author:** ![auliya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90db22/32.png) [@auliya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auliya)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/113 "2003-01-17T23:42:53Z")

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Wow!

very good for the ego and/or meglomaniacal tendenecies

Thank Auliya its Friday  
Don’t be vague, ask for Auliya  
Exceedingly good Auliya

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/114 "2003-01-18T03:33:37Z")

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I scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Shirley Ujest!

Absolut Shirley Ujest!

You deserve a Shirley Today!

I am Stuck on Shirley cause Shirley’s stuck on me!

When the going get tough, the tough get Shirley ! (me like!)

More Shirley Please!

I’d walk a mile for a Shirley!

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**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/115 "2003-01-18T03:59:06Z")

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I almost had soda coming out my nose for this one:

Feel the Caveman.

Be Like Dad, Keep Caveman.

and, of course:

You Deserve A Caveman Today.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/116 "2003-01-18T07:31:15Z")

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Gotta lotta Misstee.

Misstee tested, mother approved.

Moms like you choose Misstee.

I bet he drinks Misstee.

For the Misstee you don’t know.

The science of Misstee.

I’d walk a mile for a Misstee.

and my favorite one…

Get busy with the Misstee.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/117 "2003-01-18T11:04:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Be Young, Have Fun, Drink… Silver Fire.

Don’t mind if I do!!!

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**Author:** ![Chanticleer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Chanticleer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanticleer)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/118 "2003-01-18T15:49:16Z")

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Wait Till We Get Our Chanticleer On You.

Get In My Chanticleer.

I Want My Chanticleer.

You Can Do It When You Chanticleer It.

Chanticleer Born and Bred.

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**Author:** ![Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Caesar\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caesar_s_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/119 "2003-01-18T19:26:22Z")

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I tried it with my actual name and got “Because Megan Can’t Drive”. Eerie, because I can’t.

I got

Possibly the best Caesar’s Ghost in the world  
Simple impartial Caesar’s Ghost  
Did somebody say Caesar’s Ghost?

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/120 "2003-01-18T19:35:58Z")

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Beagle: It Looks Good on You

Great Beagle. Great Times.

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