# Sloganize your username. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888 "2003-01-16T02:01:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/121 "2003-01-18T19:44:30Z")
I got: Sejal Saves your Soul There ain’t no party like a Sejal party _(Might have been true in my younger days)_ Have Sejal Your Way _(Now waitaminnit!)_ Reach Out And Touch Sejal _(I’m sensing a trend here - Not that I object mind you)_ Don’t you just love being in Sejal? _(Ok, now this has gone too far)_ Great Sejal. Great Times. _(At last… Too true…)_ ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/122 "2003-01-18T21:24:54Z")
Don’t get mad, get Anubis The incredible, edible Anubis Making Anubis taste better I saw Anubis and thought of you Nothing acts faster than Anubis Watch out, there’s an Anubis about Anubis. It’s what’s for dinner Two hours of Anubis in just two calories There’s only one Anubis Got Anubis? The lighter way to enjoy Anubis You’re in good hands with Anubis I think, therefore Anubis It’s not TV. It’s Anubis Anubis just feels right I’m cuckoo for Anubis Is Anubis in you? Anubis saves your soul An Anubis is forever Did somebody say Anubis? I have no life. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/123 "2003-01-18T21:53:46Z")
AskNott what your country can do for you. Ask what AskNott can do for your… ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/124 "2003-01-18T22:26:53Z")
Heh…why did I not click this thread before… Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Katisha (meep) Let the Katisha begin When You’ve Got Katisha, Flaunt It We’ll Leave the Katisha On For You Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It On Katisha ( :eek: ) Every Katisha Helps I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Katisha ( 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/125 "2003-01-19T00:17:31Z")
Life Should Taste As Good As Lorna. Only Lorna Has The Answer. YEEEEAHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/126 "2003-01-19T00:53:38Z")
It’s Shake ‘n’ Mermaid, and I Helped Don’t You Just Love Being In Mermaid? It’s A Bit Of A Mermaid. Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Mermaid. The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Mermaid Mermaid-Lickin’ Good Does the Hard Mermaid, So You Don’t Have To. Leaves Your Mermaid Minty not Mediciney Go Crack a Mermaid. Uh-oh, Better Get Mermaid. Keep That Mermaid Complexion. Making Mermaid Taste Better. Great Mermaid. Great Times. Reach for the Mermaid. Would You Give Someone Your Last Mermaid? Ding-Dong! Mermaid Calling! ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/127 "2003-01-19T02:26:00Z")
_Okay, I’m bored and this thread is cracking me up:_ Put A Cecil Adams In Your Tank. For The Cecil Adams You Don’t Yet Know. Mama’s got the Magic of Cecil Adams. Life’s Pretty Straight Without Cecil Adams. _which lead to…_ Straightdope Is Job 1. Get Straightdope or Get Out. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Straightdope. You Press the Straightdope, We Do the Rest. What Can Straightdope Do For You? Does the Hard Straightdope for You. It’s Just For Me And My Straightdope. Straightdope. It’s Everywhere You Wanna Be. Designed for Straightdope, Engineered to Last. We Do Straightdope Right. It’s That Straightdope Feeling. Doing It Right Before Your Straightdope. Things Happen After a Straightdope. Good to the Last Straightdope. See the Face You Love Light Up With Straightdope. Reach Out and Touch Straightdope. Probably The Best Straightdope In The World. _Damn straight._ ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/128 "2003-01-19T02:27:48Z")
I _really_ like: The Kambuckta is Mightier than the Sword. But…GET THE KAMBUCKTA OUT just sounds almost obscene without tripping over the line of decency. I’m _always_ looking for new swear-words!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/129 "2003-01-19T02:34:20Z")
I just _had_ to go back and try out some more. However, after this one: Nothing Sucks Like a Kambuckta… I think my time there is done. 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/130 "2003-01-19T02:46:30Z")
**Reccomended by Dr. _BuckleberryFerry_** I’ve earned an MD! **Little. Yellow. Different. _Buckleberryferry._** Wayne’s World, anyone? **You’re in Good Hands with _Buckleberryferry._** I could start my own business there. **The _Buckleberryferry_ of your Life.** Too true… **_Buckleberryferry_, Take Me Away.** I would very much like to hear Elijah Wood say this… \*\*It’s the _Buckleberryferry_ You Can See. \*\* You see, I’ve taken off the Ring. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/131 "2003-01-19T02:50:53Z")
151 Countries, One Ice Wolf _Nice. Might remember that for a T-shirt someday. Actually untrue, mind …_. Pride of the Ice Wolf for over a Hundred Years \*Another nice one. Means squat all, but cool. \* Don’t Live a Little, Live An Ice Wolf. 😃 Please Don’t Squeeze The Ice Wolf _Awwww … but, that spoils all th’ fun, guys! 😃_ Snap! Crackle! Ice Wolf! _Yup. Another T-shirt slogan in th’ making …_ Most of the rest are waaayyy too NC-17/R-18 for me to be around without blushing, I’m afraid. Cool site. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/132 "2003-01-19T04:36:56Z")
Have You Forgotten How Good Ninevah Tastes? Puts the Ninevah in Britain. Your Flexible Ninevah. How Do You Eat Your Ninevah? Unzip a Ninevah. Try Ninevah, You’ll Like It. It’s That Ninevah Feeling Two Hours of Ninevah in Just Two Calories. Gotta Lotta Ninevah. Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ninevah Nothing Acts Faster Than Ninevah. The Non-Sticky Sticky Ninevah. This Is The Age Of The Ninevah And my personal favourite is a tie between: Only Ninevah Has The Answer. and It’s a Ninevah Adventure ---
**Author:** ![SilentSpeak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SilentSpeak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SilentSpeak)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/133 "2003-01-19T05:12:24Z")
Wear Silentspeak. -You know it’s the right thing All The Silentspeak That’s Fit To Print. - Are they pyschic? Just One Silentspeak - Give It To Me! -heh. Biting the Hand that Feeds Silentspeak. - No comment You Can’t Get Quicker Than a Silentspeak Fitter. - 🙂 Kids Will Do Anything For Silentspeak. - Please, kids, mail me the green paper in your parents wallets 😉 Just What The Silentspeak Ordered. ---
**Author:** ![Fatwater\_Fewl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@Fatwater\_Fewl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fatwater_Fewl)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/134 "2003-01-19T08:01:49Z")
Yep, that’s fun. Works in paragraph form too: Daddy or Fatwater Fewl? The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Fatwater Fewl. (I Wish They All Could Be Fatwater Fewl Girls.) If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Fatwater Fewl. It’s a New Fatwater Fewl Every Day. Because Fatwater Fewl is Complicated Enough. Just Do Fatwater Fewl. (The Too Good to Hurry Fatwater Fewl.) ---
**Author:** ![austen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@austen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/austen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/135 "2003-01-19T09:11:18Z")
All austen - all the time. Awwwwwwww…YEAH. Thank you - good night. Tip you bartenders. ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@chicken\_99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_99)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/136 "2003-01-19T14:13:27Z")
“I like the CHicken in you” hey thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888/137 "2003-01-19T16:25:53Z")
The Man from Otto, he says “Yes” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sloganize-your-username/148888.md?page=6)