# Slowpokes! Sssloooooopooookes! G\*\*D\*\*\* SLOWPOKE BUS DRIVERS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 1, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slowpokes-sssloooooopooookes-g-d-slowpoke-bus-drivers/439789 "2008-03-01T23:51:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slowpokes-sssloooooopooookes-g-d-slowpoke-bus-drivers/439789/21 "2008-03-08T15:30:01Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Would you like to know the difference between the time this thread was started and the time that I was the first reply? 6 hours and 55 minutes. [/QUOTE] Slowpokes! Sssloooooopooookes! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slowpokes-sssloooooopooookes-g-d-slowpoke-bus-drivers/439789/22 "2008-03-08T15:34:52Z")
Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slowpokes-sssloooooopooookes-g-d-slowpoke-bus-drivers/439789/23 "2008-03-08T22:24:11Z")
I feel your pain, and suggest you follow **Dead Cat** ’s advice. And remember George Carlin’s timeless wisdom: Everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac; everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slowpokes-sssloooooopooookes-g-d-slowpoke-bus-drivers/439789.md?page=1)