# Slug Signorino

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 26, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184 "2001-06-26T06:38:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/1 "2001-06-26T06:38:06Z")

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We have posts on this board from Cecil and Ed, but nothing from Slug. How come Slug doesn’t post here any?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/2 "2001-06-26T06:42:21Z")

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Because the IMG code is off, and Slug is a visual-type guy? Seriously, I don’t know. Lots of people don’t like web-based message boards.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/3 "2001-06-26T11:40:23Z")

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Trust me, from all I’ve heard, you don’t want Slug posting here.

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/4 "2001-06-26T19:08:42Z")

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Watch it, **CK**. **Eve** might be reading this. She _knows_ Slug, and she says he’s cool! Sure the Master may hate him, but Slug _has_ been drawing him as a turkey for how many years? And when was the last time you heard the words, “Boy, that Cecil Adams is so easy to get along with!”?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/5 "2001-06-27T16:08:49Z")

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Last time this topic came up, I believe that the answer was that Slug’s a total technophobe, and doesn’t even have e-mail. On the off chance that someone prints this out and shows him, though, lemme just say this: Don’t ever change, Slug.

Besides, have you ever seen a cephalopod type? No? I didn’t think so.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slug-signorino/70184/6 "2001-06-27T16:28:06Z")

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Type? Hell, they’re a whole _class_!

Thank yew, I’ll be here all week.