# Slutty Green Pepper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 30, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369 "2012-10-30T22:29:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/1 "2012-10-30T22:29:18Z")

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Having loved and eaten and grown green Peppers my whole life, I’m well acquainted with pregnant peppers, little mutant peppers growing inside.I just grabbed a nice ripe red one out of my Aerogarden for a sausage sandwich.

First time in my life I have ever seen a Pepper with 4 babies inside, I had just assumed 1 was the max because that ws a i had seen And they are mini ones for the Garden, not some giant ass Pepper. I wonder if the breeding to get them smaller made them more inside fertilization or something.

Ohh well momma tasted great. i skipped the kids because they were a sad pale color, and I figured they wouldn’t have any flavor.

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**Author:** ![spymaniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@spymaniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spymaniac)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/2 "2012-10-31T08:12:02Z")

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uh oh… world domination of red peppers imminent, they’re spawning :eek:

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/3 "2012-10-31T08:19:12Z")

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And there I was thinking this thread was about your costume for Halloween.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/4 "2012-10-31T15:32:30Z")

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Pepper fetuses?!

I think you have just ruined me eating any peppers for quite awhile.  
Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/5 "2012-10-31T15:36:49Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> Pepper fetuses?!
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> I think you have just ruined me eating any peppers for quite awhile.  
> Thanks.

Honey if that’s all it take you might want to avoid talking about eggs.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/6 "2012-10-31T15:48:31Z")

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When I saw this thread, I first thought of Edward Weston’s photographs of green peppers - [like this one](http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/edward-weston/pepper-no-30-1930)- which are very sensuous and some would argue sensual - but perhaps not slutty 😉

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/7 "2012-10-31T16:01:19Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> Honey if that’s all it take you might want to avoid talking about eggs.

Oh yeah…when I saw a TV show with that Filipino delicacy - [Balut](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28egg%29) - with fertilized duck embryos - I thought I was going to throw up.

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**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/slutty-green-pepper/639369/8 "2012-10-31T21:44:08Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> And there I was thinking this thread was about your costume for Halloween.

Me too. Guess we are stuck with [watermelons](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Watermelon-Costume.php) and [bananas](http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Banana-Costume.php).
