# Smack my ass and call me Judy...where's this expression from?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 29, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203 "2003-10-29T10:41:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![AlienInKorea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c5a1d2/32.png) [@AlienInKorea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienInKorea)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/1 "2003-10-29T10:41:36Z")

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I’ve found “smack my ass and call my Sally” hot sauce…i’ve seen numerous references to this bizarre expression—I like it, but does it have an origin?

Any feedback would be appreciated!

Anyway…this is a cool place…Cheers to all~  
Shane

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**Author:** ![NoGoodNamesLeft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NoGoodNamesLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoGoodNamesLeft)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/2 "2003-10-29T12:56:37Z")

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Never heard it.

PS: Welcome to the boards!

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**Author:** ![MrO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@MrO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrO)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/3 "2003-10-29T13:30:59Z")

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Hmm. . . . You found it in Seoul? I’ve found Pace Picante sauce and Tabasco here, but I’m always interested in good hot sauce. How would you rate this “Smack my Ass” stuff? Where did you find it?

Oh, about the expression. I have no idea. Also, welcome to the boards.

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**Author:** ![T0Mmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@T0Mmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T0Mmy)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/4 "2003-10-29T13:33:30Z")

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I always thought the phrase was

“_Well spank my ass and call me a bitch_”  
Terrenca and Philip South Park:p

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/5 "2003-10-29T15:25:40Z")

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I first heard Jon Lovitz say it - I think in an episode of Friends. But I can’t say that he was the first.

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**Author:** ![AlienInKorea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c5a1d2/32.png) [@AlienInKorea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienInKorea)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/6 "2003-10-29T15:27:36Z")

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Cool…thanx for the replies!! Useless, but cool!!

I found the Smack My Ass hot sauce in Seoul (via the Internet!) Sorry MrO~

As you guys have done, I’ll do my best to “reply” too! Thanx again…anyone else, I really am curious as to “where” this expression started…do a search on yahoo or google and you’ll find several references…

Thanx again and peace!  
Shane

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**Author:** ![Elycien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/48db29/32.png) [@Elycien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elycien)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/7 "2003-10-29T15:29:30Z")

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Prison? 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/8 "2003-10-29T16:39:48Z")

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Here is a link:  
[Slap my ass…](http://www.geocities.com/theschoolmouse/friends.html)

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/9 "2003-10-29T17:13:35Z")

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The most likely origin I’ve heard refers back to the ancient “Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit!” That one, at least, makes a sort of sense.

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**Author:** ![UltraRik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecb155/32.png) [@UltraRik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraRik)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/10 "2011-07-30T23:34:01Z")

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Its from F.R.I.E.N.D.S tv show, seasonn 1 episode 15 🆒

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/11 "2011-07-30T23:39:14Z")

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Well, eat my brains and call me undead.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/12 "2011-07-30T23:48:42Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Well, eat my brains and call me undead.

🙂 Too funny!

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**Author:** ![jasonh300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jasonh300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasonh300)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/13 "2011-07-31T02:43:13Z")

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> [@T0Mmy](#):
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> I always thought the phrase was
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> “_Well spank my ass and call me a bitch_”  
> Terrenca and Philip South Park:p

I believe Mr. Garrison said “Spank my ass and call me Charlie”.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smack-my-ass-and-call-me-judy-wheres-this-expression-from/210203/14 "2011-07-31T03:54:09Z")

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I always thought it was “Smack my ass and call me Sally”

[2007 link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417551)
