# Small Guest Problem, Need Advice

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 20, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252 "2013-04-20T20:03:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252/121 "2013-05-22T18:34:13Z")

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> [@Anaptyxis](#):
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> If you didn’t want opinions  
> From all of Cecil’s minions  
> And were looking for decorum,  
> Next time choose a different forum.

Dude, great response. I really suck at writing poetry so whenever anyone writes poetry (even **bookaholic** ), I am quite impressed.

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**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252/122 "2013-05-23T02:11:43Z")

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Anaptyxis  
Composed with quickness,  
But a [clerihew](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerihew) classically  
Is written biographically.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252/123 "2013-05-23T10:54:13Z")

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Roses are red,  
Violets are blue.  
You say it is your friend,  
That is the brat.  
But in reality,  
It’s you.

How did I do? 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252/124 "2013-07-27T01:55:54Z")

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Bumping this – so how did it go?

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**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-guest-problem-need-advice/656252/125 "2013-07-27T02:07:25Z")

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There were no survivors.

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