# Small town festivals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 29, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793 "2019-07-29T03:53:13Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/61 "2019-08-01T12:38:12Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> So what about Iron City which I believe left Pittsburgh for there?
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> Not that I liked either one anyway. I would rather grab a Gibbons and twist the head off that monkey.

Iron City was a very complicated situation. The brewery was repeatedly bought out by people who wanted to make Iron City a national brand, competing with Budweiser. Each new owner wanted different things and yet had no background in brewing. Then there was the billing dispute over a 4 million dollar unpaid water bill.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/62 "2019-08-02T01:19:28Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Which sort of lead me to this article  
> [The 9 Weirdest And Wackiest Festivals In Pennsylvania You Can’t Miss This Year](https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/pennsylvania/festivals-in-pa-2018/)  
> and plans for yet another trip to Ebensburg. :smack:

I worked PotatoFest last year. It’s a fun day but you can NOT park anywhere near the place. Even we vendors had to take the shuttle.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/63 "2019-08-02T19:07:58Z")

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I’m a little bummed. I was going to mention a small-town festival that I’ve always wanted to attend, the [Moose Dropping Festival in Talkeetna, Alaska](https://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/photos/10-of-the-worlds-weirdest-festivals/moose-dropping-festival). Unfortunately, I just learned that the [last time the festival was held was in 2009](https://www.frontiersman.com/news/future-of-moose-dropping-festival-unclear/article_d0e3daa0-8f27-5f89-a950-f803a91d25f2.html).

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/64 "2019-08-02T19:51:23Z")

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Last summer I attended the [Apple Scrapple Festival](http://www.applescrapple.com/) in Bridgeville, Delaware. It’s a town of about 2,000 bracketed by its two major employers: Rapa Scrapple and the Purdue Chicken plant. The festival literally takes over the entire town, with carnival rides, food vendors, crafts, scrapple-related activities, live music, there was a surprising amount of stuff there, and huge amount of people show up; I’d say the town’s population easily quadruples that weekend.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/65 "2019-08-02T20:41:26Z")

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Riverfest (May) and the Totah Festival (Sept), Farmington, NM  
Aztec Highland Games and Music Festival, Aztec, NM  
Deer Creek Fiddlers’ Convention, Westminster, MD  
International Pancake Day/International Pancake Race, Liberal, KS  
Flame Tree Festival, Saipan  
Guymon Pioneer Days and Rodeo, Guymon, OK  
Now-defunct events: Renaissance Faires in both Farmington, NM and Angola, IN, Gallup Celtic Music Festival, Gallup, NM

I’m sure there’s more, but this is all I can come up with right now.

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**Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/66 "2019-08-02T20:45:53Z")

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I already posted this in the thread about strange museums, but it probably actually belongs in this thread. In conjunction with the Mustard Museum, Middleton, Wisconsin is holding its [Mustard Festival](https://mustardmuseum.com/annual-national-mustard-day/2019-mustard-day/) tomorrow.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/small-town-festivals/837793/67 "2019-08-03T00:20:55Z")

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Pretty near every town around here has at least one; some have more than one. You can celebrate grapes, or wine, or mint, or being Italian, or let’s-everybody-have-a-yard-sale (more than one town now does this; there are generally also food booths and other miscellaneous commotion), or music of various types in various places, or artwork (again, multiple towns), or the Women’s Rights Convention, – I’m sure I’m leaving something out.

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