Is one of them covered in gravy?
Does the dog have a gun? Or a machete? Or a scimitar or a club with a nail through it?
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If I were wearing a belt, which I always am, it’s steel buckle would make a very dangerous weapon. .
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Would not then your pants fall down?
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How are you going to say your safe word if you’re choking?
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Now, see, this is why I always keep a notepad and pencil on my bedside table.
Not much to add other than that exsanquination is a cool word I don’t get to use often enough!
And if you are not inside a fight cage, but out on the real world, which I presume is of more interest to the OP, then you have a whole world of option to use against the dog. Any dog you can conceivably pick up, can be bashed against the edge of a sidewalk, a lamp post or anything else. The human can pick up stuff from the ground, remove his shirt to cover the dog’s face, etc. We didn’t survive all these years with these puny bodies for nothing. We can adapt and make the best of our environment. The dog will land a couple of good bites in the process, but I am putting my money on a well motivated human.
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Actually, as I recall, the guy who walked into the bar was Scottish. I have no idea why.
Sorry for the hijack.
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You may have heard it from the Hal Roach routine, in which case they were both Irish. Also, in that case the punch line is “He was lodged in his throat.”
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I’m a 6’3" 220 guy in better than average shape. I’m pretty certain that if I knew my life was on the line, no dog could kill me before I killed it in that closed room.
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Wanna bet?