# Smallville - 02/16/05 - Spoilers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 18, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808 "2005-02-18T22:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/1 "2005-02-18T22:34:00Z")
So, um… Krypto. (Clarkie.) Wasn’t Krypto supposed to be from, you know, Krypton? Also, what’s with the return of the cheesy '80s morality? There’s been a “drugs, bad!” episode; a “drinking, bad!” episode; and a “sex, bad… but um, we’ll keep selling it, anyway” episode. Oh, yeah: Supes didn’t fly. But that didn’t suck so much as the dog was kinda ugly. Lois was still really hot. ( **Auntie Em** doesn’t think so, but what does she know? “She’s gotta be really, really hot for us to have that threesome,” she tells me. “Oh, yeah? Like…?” “Angelina Jolie.” Oh. Not that she isn’t hot, mind you, but she seems mind numbingly crazy. I’d rather have Lois because, well, it’s a thread about _Smallville_. If this were a thread about crazy chicks who wear blood-filled jewelry, Angelina would win out. Maybe. Wow. This could be a great debate or sumthin’.) Lana’s hot, too, but she’s just background annoying. And Lex, man, stop Mrs. Robinsoning Dr. Quinn before her botox rubs off and infects your head. Did they go to the hospital in this one? They probably did. It’s the best hangout they have in that town. (Shh! Don’t tell Clark’s mom, The Old Lana Lang, because _she_ works at Club Hospital’s main competition, Java Lana Land.) Um… what else? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/2 "2005-02-19T00:10:03Z")
A dog named “Einstein”, genetically modified for military use, escapes from a secret laboratory? Does Dean Koontz know about this? ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/3 "2005-02-19T00:19:27Z")
It’s apparently very cold at Clark’s house. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/4 "2005-02-19T01:11:04Z")
One thing that they’ve accomplished by bringing in Chloe’s cousin, Lois Lane, is that when we thought they’d have Chloe change her name and turn out to be Lois, we knew Clark’s secrets were safe. Now, Chloe can put 2 and 2 together without totally blowing the Superman backstory. And, they’ve made it fairly clear, she has done just that. The way she’s been talking and the expressions on her face show that she knows, and is hinting to Clark that she’d rather he came clean on his own rather than forcing her to grab him and say, “Stop with the mystery–I’ve figured out that you have meteor-rock powers.” Of course, she can’t know he’s an alien, but she knows he’s got superpowers. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/5 "2005-02-19T01:36:53Z")
What I’ve wondered about is how Lois is going to block out images of Clark without his glasses. It may be a stupid disguise, but it’s the only one he’s got once he dons the tights. The viewers knows she knows, **Saltire** , because Teleporta let Chloe in on the secret before her, Teleporta’s, snuff film. (But I could misunderstand what you said, so that might be what you meant.) I’ve always hated these little half-secrets, so hopefully Chloe will spill the beans soon. (Of course, if tradition holds, she’ll die not but an episode later.) ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/6 "2005-02-19T07:12:35Z")
> [@LordVor](#): > > It’s apparently very cold at Clark’s house. I noticed that, too. Pretty awesome. When I saw her I shouted, “Braless in Smallville!” ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-02-16-05-spoilers/290808/7 "2005-02-19T13:35:40Z")
Mmm, stairs.