# Smallville 05/17/2007 (Spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 18, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533 "2007-05-18T01:10:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/1 "2007-05-18T01:10:02Z")

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I don’t know what to say. I’ve been drinking reserve port since you did it, damn you…!

[spoiler]Og-Damn You!!! You killed off Chloe!!! I know she wasn’t in any comic book, but Og-Fricken-Damn-You she was the only female character worth a Damn on that whole Og-Damn series!!!

_in mourning_ [/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/2 "2007-05-18T01:31:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Count Blucher]  
I don’t know what to say. I’ve been drinking reserve port since you did it, damn you…!

[spoiler]Og-Damn You!!! You killed off Chloe!!! I know she wasn’t in any comic book, but Og-Fricken-Damn-You she was the only female character worth a Damn on that whole Og-Damn series!!!

_in mourning_ [/spoiler]  
[/QUOTE]

Well, maybe not. You never know, on that show. I also don’t think that Lana really got blowed up.

So, they’re finally giving us their version of Bizarro Superman.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/3 "2007-05-18T02:09:02Z")

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I think lana staged the car bomb incident.

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**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/4 "2007-05-18T02:12:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Count Blucher]  
I don’t know what to say. I’ve been drinking reserve port since you did it, damn you…!

[spoiler]Og-Damn You!!! You killed off Chloe!!! I know she wasn’t in any comic book, but Og-Fricken-Damn-You she was the only female character worth a Damn on that whole Og-Damn series!!!

_in mourning_ [/spoiler]  
[/QUOTE]

I agree. It was a total buzz kill from my celebration of Lana getting blown up. Knowing this show, it’s just a fake out, but it does give us the possibility of having a few episodes without that biotch. I’m going to miss Chloe. I liked her from the beginning but I thought she just kept getting better and more interesting as the show progressed. At least we can take comfort that some part of her lives on in Lois.

Poor Lex. I really feel bad for him. He really took a beating this season. I really hope he beats the rap for Lana blowing up. Even as a kid I always liked Lex better than Superman (I was a strange kid :))

Last season I was starting to believe that the show had jumped the shark. But this season and this episode in particular is giving me hope for the future of the show.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/5 "2007-05-18T03:24:15Z")

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I haven’t been following the show very closely. What is the explanation for Chloe’s magic teardrop?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/6 "2007-05-18T03:53:55Z")

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If that was Chloe’s meteor power that was a pretty sucky meteor power. Use it once and then you’re dead.

Do we really need to spoiler speculation and comments on what has aired?  
Not enough Martian Manhunter.

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/7 "2007-05-18T04:10:53Z")

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Can we get a spoiler tag on the thread and dispense with the spoiler boxes, I want to know what I’ve missed.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/8 "2007-05-18T12:37:04Z")

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This episode sucked.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/9 "2007-05-18T13:37:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Prize]  
I haven’t been following the show very closely. What is the explanation for Chloe’s magic teardrop?  
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That was my question. I hadn’t watched the show since the second episode (I even missed Zod!), and had no idea what that was all about.

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**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/10 "2007-05-18T13:55:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
This episode sucked.  
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Care to elaborate? Did you just not like it in general or were there specific things you didn’t like about it?

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**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/11 "2007-05-18T13:59:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]  
That was my question. I hadn’t watched the show since the second episode (I even missed Zod!), and had no idea what that was all about.  
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Not going to spoiler this because we found out quite a few episodes ago, so if you are waiting for the reruns, don’t read this post…

Chloe found out this season that her Mother and she are meteor infected. Her Mother had the power to control other infected as long as she had a possession of theirs. Chloe had no idea what her power was or even if she had one. I guess we figured out what it was this week.

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/12 "2007-05-18T14:53:08Z")

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This episode was horrible. I’m just watching out of pure stubbornness now, since I’ve hung on this long.

No way are either of the two people who “died” actually dead.

Lana totally faked that bomb and got into the mail truck that just so happened to be passing by at the last second. As we all know, had Perfect Princess Lana actually died, a host of pink-clad angels would have descended from heaven and carried her away, while sprinkling pxie dust everywhere.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/13 "2007-05-18T16:40:06Z")

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True, this episode was bad…and there have been some stinkers messing with the plot up to this point. But Allison Mack’s “hopeful eyes” always dragged me back, usually complaining to the TV “Clark, you idiot…ditch Lana & go for the Gold!!”

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/14 "2007-05-18T18:14:52Z")

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I don’t think Chloe is gone for good. Not yet anyway. That can’t happen until the final season I think. When is the final season going to be? I hope they find out in time to wrap everything up and turn KC into Superman.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/15 "2007-05-18T18:54:55Z")

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I liked the episode. I don’t know if I will like their version of Bizarro though. But them introducing him gives me hope that the show will be on for a nother season or two and that I do like.

I totally agree Lana is not dead. Lionel and her schemed up the incident to make Lex think she is dead. Lionel told Clark the marriage was a scam to get close to Lex so I guess with them tricking evreybody into thinking she is dead then they got the info they needed. She will just go into hiding for awhile.

Cloe is not dead either. The writers can not be that stupid to kill her off so suddenly and in that way.

I too vote for more Martian Manhunter.

And I must have missed something. When have the MM and Lionel met before? How did MM know Lionel was working with/for Jor-El?

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**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/16 "2007-05-18T19:11:21Z")

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I fear Chloe is really truly dead this time. They already did the Chloe is dead/Gotcha! she’s still alive bit already.

I don’t know that they would pull that again with the same character.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/17 "2007-05-18T21:16:39Z")

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Yes, Chloe is dead. She’s not a comic character so they can do with her as they please (which I’d also like to do, but I digress…). She was wonderful and talented and hot and a thousand times more attractive to me than Durance, but them’s the apples. Now Lane will go all reporter-y to “avenge” Chloe. Sigh. Let Chloe slip off to help the League and Ollie!

I was kinda hoping the Bizarro would be a diffirent actor than Welling. I’ve seen him evil and it’s not that scary.

No, Lana’s not dead. Nobody else will die except Papa Luthor, probably by Lex’s hands I’m guessing. If Lex or his project had killed Chloe, that I would have accepted as a way to finally break the Lex/Clark relationship, but noooo…stupid meteor sacrifice. Why does she get the only once-and-done power that kills her?

Those grumbles aside, I liked it (but not as much as Supernatural). Boxed to keep some happy.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/18 "2007-05-18T21:56:11Z")

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We have seen Martian Manhunter before, but was there a previous time where Clark was introduced to him?  
Cause maybe I missed it, but I didn’t see MM being introduced very well. Papa Luthor kinda said some stuff about MM, but actual name given or anything.  
Brian

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/19 "2007-05-19T00:07:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]  
Yes, Chloe is dead.  
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I’m getting my “Told you so” dance ready.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smallville-05-17-2007-spoilers/404533/20 "2007-05-19T01:14:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Christopher]  
I’m getting my “Told you so” dance ready.  
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If Chloe is dead, then the series is dead to me. Millar-Gough can smash their cheap bottle of ink on somebody elses TV…

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