# Smapti is Pitted **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907 "2014-05-21T08:14:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/841 "2014-10-28T17:38:51Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > That’s what Open Source is for. I hear that some of the new distros come with actual MP3s of James Comey’s teeth grinding and overpressurized veins throbbing! That’s cool. Do they also come with mp3s of child pornographers talking about all the material they’re allowed to trade with impunity and al-Qaeda operatives explaining to each other how to make sure the Great Satan will never learn of their plans? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/842 "2014-10-28T17:41:23Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That’s cool. Do they also come with mp3s of child pornographers talking about all the material they’re allowed to trade with impunity and al-Qaeda operatives explaining to each other how to make sure the Great Satan will never learn of their plans? All the scare-monger nonsense is right there in the Morse-code pulses of Comey’s teeth-grinding. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/843 "2014-10-28T17:46:22Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > That’s cool. Do they also come with mp3s of child pornographers talking about all the material they’re allowed to trade with impunity and al-Qaeda operatives explaining to each other how to make sure the Great Satan will never learn of their plans? I don’t know about you, **Smapti** , but I cc the FBI on every single email of mine. I also live-feed them footage from my bedroom and bathroom 24/7. If you don’t, it’s because you have something to hide, or because you want the terrorists to win. In addition to being a coward, fascist, and idiot, are you also a traitor? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/844 "2014-10-29T19:55:13Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > I don’t know about you, **Smapti** , but I cc the FBI on every single email of mine. That actually sounds like a fun thing to do. Send them all your texts as well. If enough people do it, we could overload their bandwidth! Anarchy roolz! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/845 "2014-11-04T14:04:24Z")
Can we change the title of this thread to add the word [asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17871619&postcount=12)? This guy is the biggest prick I have seen on this board over the years, I think he deserves the title. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/846 "2014-11-04T14:15:49Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > That actually sounds like a fun thing to do. Send them all your texts as well. If enough people do it, we could overload their bandwidth! Anarchy roolz! I used to do that, but then they sent me a mail asking me to stop sending them a \*third \*copy of everything I typed. Freaked me out, man. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/847 "2014-11-04T18:57:53Z")
> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#): > > Can we change the title of this thread to add the word [asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17871619&postcount=12)? This guy is the biggest prick I have seen on this board over the years, I think he deserves the title. Yes, yes. Just what I came here to post. And let’s add the word “dickhead,” too. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/848 "2014-11-04T19:22:09Z")
It’s almost as if the guy has taken it upon himself to become the indisputably most loathsome member of the boards over the last six months. He is succeeding, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/849 "2014-11-04T19:37:49Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > It’s almost as if the guy has taken it upon himself to become the indisputably most loathsome member of the boards over the last six months. He is succeeding, obviously. Yep. This is the guy who [wouldn’t be willing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17719100&postcount=648) to exert a tiny amount of effort to _free fucking slaves!_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/850 "2014-11-04T19:46:14Z")
[And for this little gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17872944&postcount=122), which may actually prove him to be sub-human. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/851 "2014-11-04T19:55:10Z")
Your example isn’t even in the top 10 of bizarre and horrific things he’s said in the thread. Well, he seems content with the idea of condemning billions of other people to the worst imaginable suffering if it would extend his life for one second. That’s beyond supervillain stuff. Not only that, but he says that anyone who wouldn’t make the same choice is irrational, since you can never rationally choose anything but more life, regardless of how much harm it would do. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/852 "2014-11-04T19:59:49Z")
That thread, incidentally, have very strong The Dio Show vibes. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/853 "2014-11-04T20:00:39Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > That’s beyond supervillain stuff. Nah. It’s just plain ol’ fear, selfishness, and solipsism. Pretty banal, really. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/854 "2014-11-04T20:05:06Z")
Ambitious superheroes might enact plans that affect millions of lives negatively to bolster their own. He says that he would basically turn the very nature of humanity into suffering - the vast majority of humans alive would suffer as much as a human being possibly could, and those who weren’t afflicted with that would be the ones who had to work just to take care of them and watch them suffer. He casually says that he would basically inflict the worst possible fate on humanity that you can do in a non-religious (eternal punishment) context. All for one second added to his life expectancy. That’s literally worse than anything any other human being has ever done by orders of magnitude. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/855 "2014-11-04T20:13:32Z")
This just in – **Smapti** [admits he’s a coward](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17873097&postcount=159), after calling a terminally suffering patient a coward. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/856 "2014-11-04T20:47:46Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > This just in – **Smapti** [admits he’s a coward](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17873097&postcount=159), after calling a terminally suffering patient a coward. Ya know, I think in general some of the… less popular posters… on this board tend to get an undeserved pile on for the slightest things. But this fucking troll deserves every bit of what gets… ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/857 "2014-11-04T21:06:10Z")
> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#): > > Can we change the title of this thread to add the word [asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17871619&postcount=12)? This guy is the biggest prick I have seen on this board over the years, I think he deserves the title. Oh, I wish I had read this thread before engaging with him this morning in that (linked above). I was able to realize pretty-quickly that he wasn’t going to rise to the surface of his pond with any real debate, so i got out. But my hands have felt dirty from the experience. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/858 "2014-11-04T22:14:18Z")
Smapti is a troll who drags down threads. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/859 "2014-11-04T22:17:16Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Smapti is a troll who drags down threads. I am not a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smapti-is-pitted/688907/860 "2014-11-04T22:31:56Z")
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