# Smart ass answers to dumb ass questions

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 7, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-ass-answers-to-dumb-ass-questions/15699 "2000-04-07T04:33:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-ass-answers-to-dumb-ass-questions/15699/41 "2000-04-09T11:51:00Z")

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If the sun has more gravatational pull than the earth, why don’t we fall up into it?

My friend told me the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary. Is that true?

Why can’t them foreigners speak American like the rest of us?

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