# Smart Asses Unite

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 14, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262 "2008-05-14T08:16:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/81 "2008-05-16T03:23:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
An interesting feature of this board is that one can place another person on an “ignore” list. After five years, I believe I’ve finally found someone worthy: an honest to god cyberspace psychopath. Buh-bye, dickbreath.  
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Awe… Don’t go away all butt hurt like that. We can still be pals, why can’t you just say what’s on your mind princess? Forgive and forget. Just spit it out. I’m just a guy just like you. Well maybe I’m a little worse for wear. Ugly as hell too. Pass two mirrors every day, my wifes idea not mine. Would you like to call me a liar? I won’t get upset. I’ve been called things in my life that have made me sob like a little girl. I’m sure what you have for me won’t be so bad.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/82 "2008-05-16T03:24:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Ruby]  
I hate Illinois Nazis.

😃  
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As well you should. Pesky Nazis. Just like roaches. You got to stomp em out.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/83 "2008-05-16T03:51:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
I knew this thread would peter out as smart-ass comments are only appropriate when attached to someone elses comments for the most part.  
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Hehe! You said “peter” and “ass” in the same sentence.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/84 "2008-05-16T04:01:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
Hehe! You said “peter” and “ass” in the same sentence.  
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You wise ass you!! Finally woke up huh? I’m ready to go to sleep myself.

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**Author:** ![diggleblop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@diggleblop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggleblop)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/85 "2008-05-16T16:51:47Z")

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There are also a lot of “Know-it-alls” on this site as well. Which is worse than _any kind_ of ass. 🙂

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/86 "2008-05-17T00:22:10Z")

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There’s a fine line between being a critical thinker–having a willingness to seek out the facts, and being a know-it-all. I think some people with a great deal of intellectual curiousity get labeled as know-it-alls unfairly. That’s not to say that some of them aren’t pretty damn smug about it!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smart-asses-unite/449262/87 "2008-05-17T00:55:38Z")

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[QUOTE=blondebear]  
There’s a fine line between being a critical thinker–having a willingness to seek out the facts, and being a know-it-all. I think some people with a great deal of intellectual curiousity get labeled as know-it-alls unfairly. That’s not to say that some of them aren’t pretty damn smug about it!  
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The main difference is the smugness. I know this as a fact – don’t question it. 😛

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