# smartt-get your goat squicking ass in here NOW! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214 "2000-11-08T00:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/1 "2000-11-08T00:45:00Z")
Okay, I didn’t want to start something in andygirl’s nice, mild complaint…so I started this. Can we say troll? Can we say anal retentive little brat? SOMEONE is gonna get his ass kicked… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45544](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45544) ---
**Author:** ![smartt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@smartt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/2 "2000-11-08T01:00:23Z")
So let’s fight, BITCH. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/3 "2000-11-08T01:05:19Z")
All right? WHAT is your problem? You come on the board, and immediatly ignore the rules. Then, when told politely about them, you continue ignoring them. When reprimanded, you throw a hissyfit like a four year old and whine about your right to “free speech.” May you get squicked by a rabid tiger!!! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/4 "2000-11-08T01:10:06Z")
And so 4 billion years of evolution produce a result … :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![smartt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@smartt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/5 "2000-11-08T01:14:12Z")
Fuck you, bitch. This is PMS? Go sit on some roadblock cone and ease up. Bitch. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/6 "2000-11-08T01:14:17Z")
Do you like it here? If so why are you fucking around so much? Why does a editor of a porn mag know so little about free speech issues 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/7 "2000-11-08T01:16:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*SOMEONE is gonna get his ass kicked… > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45544](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45544) \*\* I get the same message for that thread and for [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45548), which is posted in **andygirl’s** Pit thread devoted to **smartt**. “Invalid thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the webmaster”. Anyone know why? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/8 "2000-11-08T01:16:58Z")
Yeah…it’s PMS. Uh huh. EVERYTIME a woman is upset, she has PMS. Sure. Whatever. :rolleyes: smartt-shut up. You don’t know HOW close you are to being BANNED. (BTW, mods, if you do decide to ban him, could you put some funny message under his user name??? That would be funny!) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/9 "2000-11-08T01:17:56Z")
Coz all the pricks threads have been deleted. How’s that for free speech you motherfucker. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/10 "2000-11-08T01:19:49Z")
Oh, and BTW, smartt-just thought I’d let you know: I don’t consider bitch an insult, because it is the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/11 "2000-11-08T04:03:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Oh, and BTW, smartt-just thought I’d let you know: I don’t consider bitch an insult, because it is the truth. > > \*\* Will you be my bitch? no seriously! I have noticed a few of your anti smartt remarks and I have to say. You hit the head on the nail! I read a few of his threads in GQ. I have decided nothing there of value. hence, I do not read his posts. I do agree with you about his lack of maturity and common sense. Osip Could Smartt be the first Squick survivor to post on the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smartt-get-your-goat-squicking-ass-in-here-now/40214/12 "2000-11-08T04:16:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smartt \* > \*\*Fuck you, bitch. This is PMS? Go sit on some roadblock cone and ease up. Bitch. \*\* If you want to be an effective pit poster, you have to come up with shit that makes sense. Using bitch twice in the same paragraph rarely works unless you use other words. Bitch is also not a complete sentence, so perhaps you should go back to preschool. Note: sniffing glue is not considered arts and crafts, contrary to what mumsy and pops tell you.