# SmashTheState

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 30, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731 "2009-07-30T01:00:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731/401 "2009-08-03T16:22:56Z")

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That was only eight words. Who are you, and what have you done with **Finn Again**?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731/402 "2009-08-03T16:35:30Z")

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This would be more entertaining if the competition was to see who could be wittier, rather than who could be smugger.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731/403 "2009-08-03T16:59:11Z")

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> [@SmashTheState](#):
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> Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar… but more often, it’s a big brown cock.

Worn out your humidor, have you?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smashthestate/504731/404 "2009-08-03T17:23:00Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> This would be more entertaining if the competition was to see who could be wittier, rather than who could be smugger.

[TOTALLY AWESOME!!!](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2616053993_6047e20894.jpg)

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