# Smiley suggestion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324>\
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**Created:** [February 22, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324 "2018-02-22T05:08:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/1 "2018-02-22T05:08:09Z")

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I would like to propose a new smiley face thing.

I think it would be useful to have a smiley (or two) to denote posting under the influence.

Not as an excuse or apology. I believe people are responsible for their actions, even under the influence.😃

But in the same way a sarcasm font/smiley could convey added info.

I thought this would be apropos, to post at this moment, as I am currently drinking. ( Something I don’t do much of.:D)

Cheers:)

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/2 "2018-02-22T05:50:44Z")

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No new smiley will be added unless/until smashie is added (I hope!). Smashie is soooooooo needed around here.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/3 "2018-02-22T05:59:40Z")

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I propose a 🍺 smilie. 😃

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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/4 "2018-02-22T06:04:10Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> No new smiley will be added unless/until smashie is added (I hope!). Smashie is soooooooo needed around here.

Ok? Smashie?

I’m suggestible:cool: what is this smashie and why do we need one?

> [@cochrane](#):
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> I propose a 🍺 smilie. 😃

🍺 damn, I didn’t see that one before.

Kudos earned and kudos given, my friend.😃

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/5 "2018-02-22T06:12:53Z")

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> [@BobBitchin](#):
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> Ok? Smashie?
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> I’m suggestible:cool: what is this smashie and why do we need one?

[Smashie](http://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/smash.gif)

Because sometimes Hulk just needs to smash!

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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/6 "2018-02-22T08:10:34Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> [Smashie](http://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/smash.gif)
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> Because sometimes Hulk just needs to smash!

I fully approve of the smashie proposal.

Drunky and smashie for president.😃

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/7 "2018-02-22T11:44:04Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> [Smashie](http://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/smash.gif)
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> Because sometimes Hulk just needs to smash!

that’s not what that one means. it’s usually used (rather arrogantly) by people to say their opinion is the last word on something, and thus “case closed.”

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/8 "2018-02-22T12:38:21Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> that’s not what that one means. it’s usually used (rather arrogantly) by people to say their opinion is the last word on something, and thus “case closed.”

No, that’s what [this one](http://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/AAI_Judge_Small.gif) is for.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/9 "2018-02-22T13:25:20Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> No new smiley will be added unless/until smashie is added (I hope!). Smashie is soooooooo needed around here.

You can’t say that without showing it to me. It’s stressful. 😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/10 "2018-02-22T16:24:02Z")

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The one I’ve always wanted is a Standing Ovation for putting before an addition to a quote I really agree with. I believe there is something like that some of the newer cell-phone-ish users can/have added now and then but not for my older version of FireFox and very limited tech skills.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/11 "2018-02-22T16:44:04Z")

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> [@Jasmine](#):
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> You can’t say that without showing it to me. It’s stressful. 😃

I posted it a few posts above.

> [@cochrane](#):
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> [Smashie](http://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/smash.gif)

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/12 "2018-02-22T17:44:22Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> No new smiley will be added unless/until smashie is added (I hope!). Smashie is soooooooo needed around here.

Little Jewish guy needs to come back. I miss :j

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/13 "2018-02-22T19:24:27Z")

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Here’s one we really need:

[![](https://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/threadshit.gif) ](https://www.giraffeboards.com/images/smilies/threadshit.gif)

Yes, it’s a threadshit.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/14 "2018-02-22T19:50:10Z")

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Can they fix the “cool” emoticn? It does not indicate “cool” at all to me.

🆒

Looks like you are being skeptical.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/15 "2018-02-22T21:29:42Z")

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Just bring back the putz smiley and use that for posting while intoxicated.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/16 "2018-02-23T20:18:59Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> that’s not what that one means. it’s usually used (rather arrogantly) by people to say their opinion is the last word on something, and thus “case closed.”

As obnoxious as that is, it’s not as bad as when people think ending their (usually unsupported) argument with “Period. Full stop.” makes it unanswerable.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-suggestion/809324/17 "2018-02-24T02:19:12Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Little Jewish guy needs to come back. I miss :j

I liked the Orthodox Jewish Guy too, but it was offensive to another Jewish guy.  
I believe that smiles change with the version of the mb software, and the guys that run it understandably don’t want to mess with said software.
