# Smiley Voting - Round 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 3, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178 "2002-06-03T16:14:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/61 "2002-06-10T12:49:26Z")

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Foil smack!

or is that…

Smack foil?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/62 "2002-06-10T16:22:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> **-Smack is ambiguous. What does it mean? It’s too open-ended to be useful.**

Therein lies its beauty. You can use it to mean:

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[li]“I can’t believe there’s somebody on this board who would argue _that_!”[/li]  
[li]“I can’t believe I made that completely obvious and brainless error in my own argument! I know better than that, really.”[/li]  
[li]“I can’t believe I screwed up the coding that badly!”[/ul][/li]  
See? Smack is, unlike any other smilie in this poll, multi-purpose.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/63 "2002-06-10T19:38:13Z")

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When do the results become official?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/64 "2002-06-10T20:21:39Z")

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Well, at least it wasn’t smashie. Smack! is a pretty good one.

–foolsguinea, who never got around to voting

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/65 "2002-06-11T00:08:43Z")

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The results become official as soon as you see the words “This poll is closed” above the results table. I see those words now.

The official result - most people have voted for smack but since I like the swiss smiley best we’re going to add swiss/neutral instead. Thank you for voting and don’t let the door of the polling booth hit you in the ass on the way out. 😛

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/66 "2002-06-11T00:14:47Z")

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Well hijack lost. But at least I can take comfort in the fact that Smashie’s name is now definately Smashie, which is just as well because I can’t recall what the other names were that people wanted to give it.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/67 "2002-06-11T01:15:42Z")

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Yeah!!! Smack was my favorite of all 50 when the polls opened. I’m glad to see the other dopers agree!

:smack: (too bad the new smiley isn’t implemented yet, or you’d see it next to this…maybe after it’s added to the board, it will retroactively become a smack smiley!)

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/68 "2002-06-11T01:17:32Z")

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Unless, of course, Arnold was serious about not adding the winner. If so, that’s just wrong.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/69 "2002-06-12T07:29:14Z")

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Hey, Arnold, I’ll give you ten trillion SPOOFE points if you make Evil the winner! It’s in your power, O He Of The Magical Golden Shirt! Make it happen. For me. The SPOOFER.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smiley-voting-round-2/112178/70 "2002-06-12T18:51:21Z")

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Jman: Do I have to put (joking) in front of all of my posts? :smack:

SPOOFE - I am incorruptible and pure as the snow on top of Mount Everest.

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