# SmileyDeath threatens to pit, but gets pitted.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 27, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142 "2002-12-27T11:30:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/21 "2002-12-27T12:16:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \*  
> \*\*You know what really annoys me?
> 
> My tapioca not having enough goddamn bubbles in it.  
> \*\*

You talking to me? … You talking to me? … You talking to me?  
Apparently not

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/22 "2002-12-27T12:19:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \*  
> \*\*You talking to me? … You talking to me? … You talking to me?  
> Apparently not \*\*

Ick. Who said I like tapioca?  
😉😛

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/23 "2002-12-27T12:20:37Z")

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I speak of this dessert called tapioca.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/24 "2002-12-27T12:21:49Z")

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Psst. Hey, **trader**. I’m not really old. But shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone.

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/25 "2002-12-27T12:28:11Z")

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\<\<b\>\>MeanOldLady\<\</b\>\> (i’ll get this html given time) - I don’t own a Gun nor to Trade and i am not the wizard of OF … don’t tell anyone either its our little secret…

May i sniff you hypertethical Panties… its so lonely Ruling this kindom of OF all by myself… be my Queen of OF ?

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/26 "2002-12-27T12:30:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by trader\_of\_shots \*  
> \*\*\<\<b\>\>MeanOldLady\<\</b\>\> (i’ll get this html given time) - I don’t own a Gun nor to Trade and i am not the wizard of OF … don’t tell anyone either its our little secret…
> 
> May i sniff you hypertethical Panties… its so lonely Ruling this kindom of OF all by myself… be my Queen of OF ? \*\*

Dude, it automatically HTMl’s it if you just press one of the buttons above the post…

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/27 "2002-12-27T12:34:19Z")

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\*\* test \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/28 "2002-12-27T12:38:36Z")

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Guys, it ain’t html, it’s vbcode.

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/29 "2002-12-27T12:40:15Z")

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yeah i notice lack of \< replaced with [ same stuff though…

lets test  
\*\*bold  
[color=red]RED  
[flash] flash

half of these have prolly been disabled

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/30 "2002-12-27T12:42:40Z")

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yeah i notice lack of \< replaced with [ same stuff though…

lets test  
**bold**  
[font color=red]RED[/font]  
[flash] flash[/flash]

half of these have prolly been disabled

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/31 "2002-12-27T12:49:34Z")

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pfft whatever… ok gang bangers and ho’s i wanna do.

Had a great time today - i never new what the pit was … thought it was some kind of “family chat room n stuff” even though it had “flames and cool shit” printed benieth it, my beady little eyes could not be bothered reading it.

Take care. Its been fun

Tomoz

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/32 "2002-12-27T13:10:10Z")

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Whoa, okay… now this **trader** guy is freaking me out.

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/33 "2002-12-27T13:39:27Z")

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I’m not a gagbanger.

**You’re the gangbanger!**

Ick, just kidding 😉 😛

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/34 "2002-12-27T15:24:52Z")

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I

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/35 "2002-12-27T15:26:10Z")

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Especially like how smileydeath uses

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/36 "2002-12-27T15:27:54Z")

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seperate posts to answer each question.  
**Smiley** are you just trying to catch up with **Handy’s** post count?

Everytime I turn around on this board you have 5 posts minimum per thread. The part that kills me is that 3 of the 5 are continuations of the same thought.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/37 "2002-12-27T15:45:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The part that kills me is that 3 of the 5 are continuations of the same thought.

Oh, is he post padding? I just thought that he had to submit the post as soon as he figured out the words for fear that he would forget to post when he completed his thought.

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/38 "2002-12-27T15:50:17Z")

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I post

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/39 "2002-12-27T15:52:20Z")

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…Alot

Well… Sometimes I think of things that are a contnuiation…  
That I didn’t think of before.

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/40 "2002-12-27T16:17:07Z")

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If **trader\_of\_shots** uses the term “sin-binned” he’s probably not from Melbourne.

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