# SmileyDeath threatens to pit, but gets pitted. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 27, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142 "2002-12-27T11:30:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/41 "2002-12-27T17:38:38Z")
> [@](#): > > _ **SARCASM** _ > You know what really annoys me? > > My tapioca not having enough goddamn bubbles in it(I explained it better in the mentioned thread). > > Now I will start a thread about the intracies of not having enough goddamn bubbles in my tapioca and how that horrible evil bastard Demo implemented it to make it so. Start it. Ya schmuck. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/42 "2002-12-27T18:55:33Z")
Reading this thread, and its companion, has been one of the dumbest experiences of my entire life. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/43 "2002-12-27T19:04:14Z")
Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![l1I235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@l1I235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/l1I235)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/44 "2002-12-27T19:31:03Z")
Agreed. I feel as if I am in my middle school cafeteria again. That is not a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/45 "2002-12-27T19:42:09Z")
This entire thread could have been written by a dyslexic Yoda. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/46 "2002-12-27T20:12:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mademoiselle \* > \*\*Agreed. I feel as if I am in my middle school cafeteria again. > \*\* I don’t. Middle school students have greater dignity and intellect than some of the participants here. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/47 "2002-12-27T21:03:00Z")
**Trader** , next time email a mod, instead of telling them “sod off”. Doing the first may actually accomplish something, while doing the second makes you look like an asshole. I think if anyone appears to be padding, it’s Smiley death, but thats just an observation. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/48 "2002-12-27T21:07:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by malaka \* > \*\*This entire thread could have been written by a dyslexic Yoda. \*\* An _Adoy_? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/49 "2002-12-27T21:43:04Z")
This thread was a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/50 "2002-12-27T21:45:09Z")
Care to explain why, or have I just been whooshed? ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/51 "2002-12-27T21:54:14Z")
I was aiming for sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/52 "2002-12-27T21:57:34Z")
Aiming right over my head, apparently. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/53 "2002-12-27T22:42:32Z")
Kind of apt, really, that as this thread sprang from a GQ hijack, that it, in turn, is being hijacked and re-hijacked all to hell. There’s a certain symmetry in that, I’m sure … ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/54 "2002-12-28T01:39:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by malaka \* > \*\*This entire thread could have been written by a dyslexic Yoda. \*\* Wouldn’t a dyslexic Yoda speak in normal, coherent, everyday sentences? It’s like a double negative. ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/55 "2002-12-28T05:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\ ***Trader** , next time email a mod, instead of telling them “sod off”. Doing the first may actually accomplish something, while doing the second makes you look like an asshole. > > I think if anyone appears to be padding, it’s Smiley death, but thats just an observation. \*\* Pfft whatever dude. I did contact an op for your information, nothign was done… so i hardly give a fuck. Care factor ? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/56 "2002-12-28T06:12:31Z")
One coherent post, **trader** , one coherent post, is all I’m asking for. Is that too much? ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/57 "2002-12-28T06:17:56Z")
The Wrong Girl - fuck you, god cursed me with dislexia and bad eye sight - ALL MUST SUFFER. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/58 "2002-12-28T06:23:12Z")
Wow. Sometimes you can only laugh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/59 "2002-12-28T06:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by trader\_of\_shots \* > \*\*The Wrong Girl - fuck you, god cursed me with dislexia and bad eye sight - ALL MUST SUFFER. \*\* Why? I ain’t got the dyslexia, but I’ve got bad eyesight myself. Why must all suffer? ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/60 "2002-12-28T06:28:48Z")
“Why must all suffer?” … because it is funnier when bad shit happens to people you don’t know. Opps i mean Cuase4 Its funnioer when bad shit happens to peolpe u don;lt nkow ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142.md?page=4)