# SmileyDeath threatens to pit, but gets pitted.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 27, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142 "2002-12-27T11:30:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/81 "2002-12-28T08:23:00Z")

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I don’t think he is of this world 😉 😃 .

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/82 "2002-12-28T08:23:06Z")

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Yeah i faking it … i’m really from … _scratches arse_ … um… can’t think of anywhere else…  
What … you think i got it easy ??? - Pauly, street trash

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/83 "2002-12-28T15:21:37Z")

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What ever happened to the, **“Don’t be a JERK!!”** rule?

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/84 "2002-12-28T18:50:40Z")

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It was obviously ignored.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/85 "2002-12-28T19:07:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by trader\_of\_shots \*  
> \*\*Pfft whatever dude. I did contact an op for your information, nothign was done… so i hardly give a fuck.
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> Care factor ? \*\*

Then don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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**Author:** ![l1I235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@l1I235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/l1I235)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/86 "2002-12-28T19:42:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> \*\*I don’t.
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> Middle school students have greater dignity and intellect than some of the participants here.
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> Fenris \*\*

True for some, but too many of the people I knew in middle school make this thread look like classical philosophy. 😛

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/87 "2002-12-28T21:13:36Z")

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I’m just wondering why smiley and trader keep following each other around. Are they related? Roommates? The same person? Not that I’m saying they are sockpuppets, they disagree with each other (as opposed to sockpuppets who exist as back up). Plus, one’s spelling and abbreviation is despairingly remedial and the other’s is almost comprehensible.

But, they do seem to be in love. Or some derivation thereof. With comments like:

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> My life style does not appeal to everyone, but i get more pussy then most people i know and always have something on the go.

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> Yeha but chicks can get some alot easier then guys without paying fort it…so you do not count.

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> May i sniff you hypertethical Panties… its so lonely Ruling this kindom of OF all by myself… be my Queen of OF ?

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> She-Wolf… got any nekid pics of yourself i cna look at, at work ?

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> Hey Meanoldbitchlady - show me ya boobies again!!

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> It feels strange to be one of the few young people who can spell or put grammar togther into a cognitive sentence.(Yes I’ve spelt several topic titles wrong because I was typing too fast).

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> I think you’re sick trader\_of\_shots … WTF kind of name is that anyway ?.. I know I’ll call you trader\_of\_SHITS ! AHAHAHAHA i am the funniest ! LOL ! LOL ! LOLOLOLO !!!

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> i,m sorrie maybee a hepful mod wil komce along…

They aren’t doing much to improve the quality of the boards. Just MHO.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/88 "2002-12-28T22:40:24Z")

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Yeah, cute couple :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/89 "2002-12-28T22:45:07Z")

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You can always tell when school’s out for the summer in Australia…

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/90 "2002-12-28T23:55:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*Heloise \*\*\*  
> They aren’t doing much to improve the quality of the boards. Just MHO.

I’m not sure any of them have broken any rules yet. Maybe the newly-added section about not opening too many threads on the same topic, as pretty much every thread I’ve seen from any of them in any forum has been on the topic of how crushingly dull they are. In any case I agree wholeheartedly.

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/91 "2002-12-29T03:48:22Z")

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Thirded, if there’s such a thing.

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/92 "2002-12-29T05:16:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Heloise \*  
> \*\*I’m just wondering why smiley and trader keep following each other around. Are they related? Roommates? The same person? Not that I’m saying they are sockpuppets, they disagree with each other (as opposed to sockpuppets who exist as back up). Plus, one’s spelling and abbreviation is despairingly remedial and the other’s is almost comprehensible.  
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That idiot is not me. You could say the same about Ice wolf and her helping me(not that I’m complaining). He’s just a annoying :wally who’s decided to cling on to me. He’d have a better companion in faux pas.

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/93 "2002-12-29T05:17:47Z")

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Yeah we are not the same person …or are we ? …

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/94 "2002-12-29T05:22:47Z")

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OK if i may be serious for a second _sigh_

Smiley Get over yourself mate. You are not the influence in my life you wish you were.

The mods will be able to verify via my IP that Smiley and Myself are different people.

Heloise - Wow ! are you the spelling nazi or something ? Shall i go through everyone of your posts and search for spelling mistakes or grammatical errors ? No, cos i have a life. I suggest you remove the plank from your own eye before you try and take the splinter from me.

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/95 "2002-12-29T05:26:18Z")

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I don’t need to get over myself- It’s evident you are a idiot.  
Cheerio-SD

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/96 "2002-12-29T05:31:50Z")

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_groans_

So are we going to have a " I know you are but what am I" arguement ?

Well done !

Ummm Mods… Close this thread please i think it has caused enough trouble and like a cancer it needs to be removed.

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/97 "2002-12-29T05:35:39Z")

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If I try hard maybe I’ll get another pit thread.

[sarcasm]

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**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/98 "2002-12-29T05:47:54Z")

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Come on guys… **both** your dicks are plenty big.

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/99 "2002-12-29T09:21:38Z")

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\*\*The Wrong Girl \*\* - its like you know just what to say ( swoon )

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**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/100 "2002-12-29T09:22:44Z")

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dam i hate dyslexia ☹

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