# SmileyDeath threatens to pit, but gets pitted. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 27, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142 "2002-12-27T11:30:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/101 "2002-12-29T09:27:49Z")
Are you _still_ here **Trader**? Don’t you think it’s about time you toddled off to bed, afterall, it’s 8.30 here and all kids should be tucked into their cots by now? STOP BEING SUCH A BORING LITTLE FART WILL YA. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/102 "2002-12-29T10:08:51Z")
Blah - whatever guy, give us a hug n kiss befor ei go ok. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/103 "2002-12-29T10:09:15Z")
Are you dyslexic trader? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/104 "2002-12-29T11:01:07Z")
This fuckin’ NOOB gets a pit thread while I’ve been slaving away with cruel sarcasm and dry wit and get NUTHIN?! The OP is **off** next year’s Christmas list! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/105 "2002-12-29T11:07:25Z")
Women of the 1970s will have robots to do their typing. ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/106 "2002-12-29T11:53:07Z")
Mmmmm…, typing robots. ---
**Author:** ![trader\_of\_shots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trader\_of\_shots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trader_of_shots)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/107 "2002-12-29T12:22:51Z")
SmileyDeath - Sadly yes. _Shrugs_ … kinda makes me an easy target for abuse around here though 🙂 - ahhh i think that’s were karma comes into it you know ? Although discussing this in the pit, is like the time i filled a coke bottle with petrol and lit it in my hand, i figure what fuck. So yes to all you mean bastards, i am Dyslexic - Yes i have poor eye sight ! You know, if i think its funny to put little plastic jockey’s on retarded kids, i see no reason why people shouldn’t be able to confuse my l337 typing skills with stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/108 "2002-12-29T16:38:15Z")
…and another sinks slowly in west. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/109 "2002-12-29T16:42:42Z")
And they called it… Nevermind, I got yelled at last time I said that. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/110 "2002-12-29T17:52:43Z")
I have an idea. Everyone out of this thread except for Smiley and Trader and they can have their own personal private chat room. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/111 "2002-12-29T18:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by roadkiller \* > \*\*I have an idea. Everyone out of this thread except for Smiley and Trader and they can have their own personal private chat room. \*\* What are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/112 "2002-12-29T18:25:05Z")
**roadkiller** is referring to the fact that a large part of many of the threads that you and **trader** participated in were reminiscent of juvenile conversations. The chat room comparison is quite apt, actually. One-line posts can be funny sometimes, but wouldn’t you like to add more substance to your posts, **Smiley**? The SDMB is not a chat room, as you’ve been reminded many times, and it really annoys people to see you post things like “Huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/113 "2002-12-29T21:54:01Z")
Wow. trader\_of\_shots and SmileyDeath. Two equally powerful forces in the universe here in our SDMB posting often at the same threads, along with your own clique of lesser shits. Aren’t you afraid if you stay in the same area too long the universe will implode? It’s good the Mods recognized that and banned trader. I guess we can handle SmileyDeath… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/114 "2002-12-29T22:39:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \* > **It’s good the Mods recognized that and banned trader. I guess we can handle SmileyDeath…** I think I’ve detected a pattern: **SmileyDeath** doesn’t really get himself into trouble until and unless he’s got a **trader\_of\_shots** to bounce off. As long as he sticks to playing with the grown-ups (oh, all right, the _mostly_ grown-ups), he’ll probably be OK. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/115 "2002-12-30T03:11:45Z")
I dunno, **Early Out** , he _is_ pretty annoying by himself. ---
**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/116 "2002-12-30T11:27:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \* > \*\ ***roadkiller** is referring to the fact that a large part of many of the threads that you and **trader** participated in were reminiscent of juvenile conversations. The chat room comparison is quite apt, actually. > > One-line posts can be funny sometimes, but wouldn’t you like to add more substance to your posts, **Smiley**? The SDMB is not a chat room, as you’ve been reminded many times, and it really annoys people to see you post things like “Huh?” \*\* I’ll try and have content filled posts from now on… ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/117 "2002-12-30T12:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > \*\*I’ll try and have content filled posts from now on… \*\* You mean starting next time? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/118 "2002-12-30T12:29:45Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/119 "2002-12-30T12:43:47Z")
Most recent posts: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > \*\*I mean about the ask the gay guy thread. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > **You mean their is a poster named “the”?** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > **I need help with getting the diskette open** I don’t see any cause for this thread to be closed just yet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142/120 "2002-12-30T12:47:36Z")
Whoops, missed one: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SmileyDeath \* > \*\*What do you mean about that? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smileydeath-threatens-to-pit-but-gets-pitted/145142.md?page=7)