# Smirky McDouchebag lawsuit dismissed **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 26, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686 "2019-07-26T20:59:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/382 "2020-08-21T04:51:01Z")
Probably pardon Heather Heyer’s murderer and make him a keynote speaker. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/384 "2020-08-21T06:43:42Z")
So, aside from wearing a MAGA hat and standing there, what exactly did Sandmann do or say that was so bad? Some people act as if the very act of donning a MAGA hat is a grave offense in and of itself. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/385 "2020-08-21T07:13:02Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > So, aside from wearing a MAGA hat and standing there, what exactly did Sandmann do or say that was so bad? He did it with a facial expression that wasn’t reverent! ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/386 "2020-08-21T12:49:27Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > So, aside from wearing a MAGA hat and standing there, what exactly did Sandmann do or say that was so bad? Do you seriously not know this you ignorant fuck? Sandmann was among a group of teens that was directing racial taunts at a group of Native Americans. When one of those Native Americans approached his group, Sandmann blocked his path with a smirk on face, and his friends who had been directing racial taunts at a group of Native Americans at his back. This was reported, accurately, by the Washington Post and CNN. He’s not Smirky McDouchebag because of the MAGA hat. He’s Smirky McDouchebag because his smirking face is the face of the pack of douchebags who were directing racial taunts at a group of Native Americans. Learn something you fucking nitwit. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/387 "2020-08-21T12:52:49Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He did it with a facial expression that wasn’t reverent! It’s been over a year and you haven’t even considered heeding my friendly advice. You wound me. > [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > Have you ever tried being less of a fucking moron? Like even for a couple hours? ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/388 "2020-08-21T13:02:03Z")
In case anyone thinks I’m being too hard on little Darren snowflake here, this post somehow stands out as the pinnacle of dumbfuckery, which is impressive when you consider the the morass of dipshit keyboard diarrhea that is his body of work. > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Do you have a cite on the “racist chanting?” As for the tomahawk chop, yeah, that is clueless and tasteless, but noting surprising coming from kids given that [it is still so common among adults](https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-history-of-the-covington-maga-teens-racist-tomahawk-chop). I’ll break it down so even the kids in the back of the class can understand. Here he is essentially asking, “What’s wrong with directing a tomahawk chop at a group of Native Americans on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial if adults do the tomahawk chop at Braves’ games?” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/389 "2020-08-21T13:19:59Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > “What’s wrong with directing a tomahawk chop at a group of Native Americans on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial if adults do the tomahawk chop at Braves’ games?” Which is currently under review. [https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/13/us/atlanta-braves-name-tomahawk-chop-trnd/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/13/us/atlanta-braves-name-tomahawk-chop-trnd/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/390 "2020-08-21T13:44:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Which is currently under review. That’s kind of the point. Maybe, if you live under a rock or your parents were cousins or something, you could think that there is no problem whatsoever with the tomahawk chop at Braves’ game. But even if you think the tomahawk chop is 100% A-OK in that context, you have to be paste eating simpleton to believe that there is nothing wrong with a group of mostly white kids directing a tomahawk chop at a group of Native Americans on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. **Darren\_Garrison** is one such paste eating simpleton. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/391 "2020-08-21T14:24:49Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > **Darren\_Garrison** is one such paste eating simpleton. Perhaps, but I’m not the one displaying simple-minded binary “thinking” without a trace of consideration or nuance. People like you are the parody right-wingers think of when they think about liberals. Loud, foul-mouthed, and vacuous. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/392 "2020-08-21T14:44:56Z")
Okay, I take it all back–unless it was a simple typo, Sandmann doesn’t know the difference between “a part” and “apart”, which is pretty unforgivable. [https://m.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/08/18/former-covington-catholic-student-nick-sandmann-to-speak-at-republican-national-convention](https://m.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/08/18/former-covington-catholic-student-nick-sandmann-to-speak-at-republican-national-convention) ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/393 "2020-08-21T15:21:14Z")
B-O-O, H-O-O. I hope CNN took every single bill of the (hopefully no more than 6 figure) settlement and wiped their ass with it. Smirky wasn’t minding his own business when the Big Bad Injun got in his face. He went there to stir up some shit with his MAGA’t buddies, and got more than he bargained for. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/394 "2020-08-21T15:43:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Perhaps, but I’m not the one displaying simple-minded binary “thinking” without a trace of consideration or nuance. You see a lot of shades of gray in whether it’s right or wrong to direct tomahawk chops at Native Americans in public places, do you? Go fuck yourself, moron. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/395 "2020-08-21T21:00:29Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > You see a lot of shades of gray in whether it’s right or wrong to direct tomahawk chops at Native Americans in public places, do you? > > Go fuck yourself, moron. In Smirk McDouch-shithead’s defense, the tomahawk idiocy is a step (half step?) more noble than the repeating mouth slapping “Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah” they, allegedly, people are saying, that they practiced on the bus ride to the anti-abortion rally that their parents sent them to. ---
**Author:** ![Danny\_Hammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny_Hammer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/396 "2020-08-29T01:13:52Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > You see a lot of shades of gray in whether it’s right or wrong to direct tomahawk chops at Native Americans in public places, do you? > > Go fuck yourself, moron. Oh, get over it. They were just dumb kids being dumb kids, not the fucking Fourth Reich. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/397 "2020-08-29T01:16:57Z")
How man dumb kids get invited to speak at a prominent political party’s national convention? ---
**Author:** ![Danny\_Hammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny_Hammer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/398 "2020-08-29T01:25:22Z")
Only the ones that find themselves in the middle of an international online shitstorm for daring to smirk at an old man while wearing the wrong fucking hat. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/399 "2020-08-29T02:03:28Z")
Welcome to the board. Now go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/400 "2020-08-29T02:25:52Z")
Smirky has joined the McConnell campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/401 "2020-08-29T02:53:45Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Anyone still think that hat was just a coincidence? Well, there’s one. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686/402 "2020-08-29T03:07:03Z")
If only your kind were as outraged!!! at unhinged leftists that engage in actual bad behavior like burning cities. Instead, you fools are outraged at a teenager wearing a hat. How dumb are you folks? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smirky-mcdouchebag-lawsuit-dismissed/837686.md?page=21)