# Smoking Wolf toy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** toys-models\
**Created:** [January 11, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601 "2022-01-11T18:46:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601/21 "2022-03-25T16:57:43Z")

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Whoever created that Sea-Monkeys ad is a genius. I know what they are, I know it’s a complete disappointment in every possible way, and I even had them as a kid and know first-hand, but looking at that ad, I still want them. _This time, it’s going be just like the picture!_

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601/22 "2022-03-25T18:07:16Z")

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Cool, thank you for posting that!

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601/23 "2022-03-25T18:11:25Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Whoever created that Sea-Monkeys ad is a genius.

Right? How can you beat that tagline:  
“Own a bowlful of happiness”

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smoking-wolf-toy/957601/24 "2022-03-26T15:34:17Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> This time, it’s going be just like the picture!

Yeah, but how creepy would it have been to actually have those tiny _people_ floating around.

I’ve seen that drawing a thousand times before, but I just noticed for the first time how the father’s tail fluke is placed to discreetly cover his crotch, presumably to hide his seapenis.

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