# Smurf Genitalia **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691 "2003-08-12T18:02:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/21 "2003-08-12T22:02:13Z")
Okay, so am I the only one who remembers that drawing in _National Lampoon_ of a Smurf having his way with Strawberry Shortcake? ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/22 "2003-08-12T22:49:56Z")
Wait a minute, aren’t you talking about the _evil_ smurfette who was in no way related to the smurfette? **Wang Ka** your thought process re the smurfs reminds me of the time that my friends and I decided it woud be the coolest thing ever to develop and market a Lot and Lot’s wife pepper and salt shaker…good times man…good times ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/23 "2003-08-12T23:19:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BottledBlondJeanie \* > **Wait a minute, aren’t you talking about the _evil_ smurfette who was in no way related to the smurfette?** There was no _evil_ Smurfette. Although she was created by Gargamel, she later turned on him. The raven haired imitation female Smurf and the blonde Smurfette are one in the same, with the help of some Papa Smurf magic. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/24 "2003-08-13T04:04:48Z")
Am I the only one who saw the title “Smurf Genitalia” and thought, “Oh! Overcompensation! That’s why **WIGGUM** ’s name is in all caps!” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/25 "2003-08-13T04:42:06Z")
The real question, however, is: If Smurfette was an artificially created, but still organic, life-form, **what is the appropriate sci-fi/cyberpunk term for the kind of creature she is?** A “Bioroid?” A “Gen-tek?” What, I ask you? _What?_ ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/26 "2003-08-13T08:18:20Z")
GELF. Genetically engineered Life Form. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/27 "2003-08-13T09:52:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wang-Ka \* > \*\* > Possibly. A female cat, for example, is capable of taking on multiple sexual partners, and producing a litter of kittens who all have different fathers. \*\* [hijack] I was thoroughly vexed by this statement, and I pondered this with the help of my insomnia-induced stupor—until I realized you didn’t mean _at the same time_. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/28 "2003-08-13T10:07:43Z")
And since we want to be accurate, the “day-long orgy” would actually be a “day-long gangbang” - unless we were seeing Handy and Vanity going at it, too. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/29 "2003-08-13T11:53:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* > \*\*The real question, however, is: If Smurfette was an artificially created, but still organic, life-form, **what is the appropriate sci-fi/cyberpunk term for the kind of creature she is?** A “Bioroid?” A “Gen-tek?” What, I ask you? _What?_ \*\* An A.L.F Artifical Life Form. ---
**Author:** ![ArtyDooDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/13edae/32.png) [@ArtyDooDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArtyDooDoo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/30 "2003-08-13T14:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > **Wang Ka** your thought process re the smurfs reminds me of the time that my friends and I decided it woud be the coolest thing ever to develop and market a Lot and Lot’s wife pepper and salt shaker…good times man…good times \*\* **Bottleblondjeanie** thats absolutly hillarious. I wonder why this has never been done? Man I’d buy a set of those in a second! ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/31 "2003-08-13T14:17:12Z")
And IIRC…since his little plot with the evil Smurfette failed, Gargamel tried again to subvert the Smurfs by creating the Smurflings, who also were turned to good little Smurfs by Papa Smurf. That still doesn’t explain where Puppy came from. 😕 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/32 "2003-08-13T16:38:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by I\_Dig\_Bad\_Boys \* > **And IIRC…since his little plot with the evil Smurfette failed, Gargamel tried again to subvert the Smurfs by creating the Smurflings, who also were turned to good little Smurfs by Papa Smurf.** Ah, so that explains where those kid Smurfs came from. Was Baby Smurf one of the Smurflings? I always assumed that Smurfette was his mother. Regarding Smurf biology: my guess is that Smurfs are capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction. Maybe there used to be a big Smurf city that Gargamel destroyed. Papa Smurf was one of the few survivors and, since he was alone, began to reproduce asexually. That would explain why all of his offspring are identical. We still need to explain why he’s the only one with a beard, tho’. Perhaps Smurf men don’t start to grow facial hair until later in life. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/33 "2003-08-14T17:46:58Z")
Followed **troub** ,s links, then wondered what the home page was like so tried:- [http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/main](http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/main) - got the best 404! ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/34 "2003-08-14T17:57:05Z")
The Smurfs jumped the shark when they introduced Baby Smurf. IIRC, he was delivered by a stork during a blue moon. Papa Smurf explained something about how smurfs are only born during a blue moon, but he was frustratingly vague about how they are actually conceived. I’d stopped watching the smurfs before the Smurflings came along. Who is Puppy? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/35 "2003-08-14T18:37:57Z")
**Skopo** –The [url=“[http://members.aol.com/toysho/characters.html](http://members.aol.com/toysho/characters.html)”]Smurflings\*\* were little bitty **EVIL** kid Smurfs created by Gargamel to cause havoc among the other Smurfs. But they got turned to good (along with their dog Puppy)by Papa Smurf and lived in the Smurf Village. They are (in no particular order): Sassette–the only other known female Smurf, has red braids and wears a pink jumpsuit and hat Nat–the naturalist eco-Smurf, wears a non-traditonal Smurf outfit of brown overalls and a big straw hat Snappy–Grouchy’s protege’, always bossy and in a bad temper Slouchy–misfit kin of Sleepy the Dwarf? IDBB ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691/36 "2003-08-14T18:46:07Z")
Preview is my friend! :smack: Ok…here we [go](http://members.aol.com/toysho/characters.html). [This](http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/CollectorPages/Characters.html) also supports the “Once in a Smurfy Blue Moon” conception/birth of Baby Smurf. It also tells that Puppy was a gift from the human wizard Homnibus to Papa Smurf. Also, if you keep reading, it refers to a Nanny Smurf (which I never remember seeing but anyway…), which is probably how all the Smurfs got there in the first place. Papa Smurf and Nanny Smurf got together over a bottle of wine and some cheese, romantic music and…you get the rest.😃 I also found [this article](http://www.afn.org/~mxyzptlk/smurfs.html). _veeeery_ enlightening…😃 IDBB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-genitalia/194691.md?page=1)