# Smurf village destroyed by UNICEF **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594 "2005-10-10T16:46:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/81 "2005-10-18T22:10:58Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Well, **mobo85** , it _is_ a rather obvious target, isn’t it? But I don’t think anyone has pointed out the most honest quotation about Smurf warfare: > [@](#): > > War is smurf. > -William Tecumseh Smurfman ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/82 "2005-10-18T22:32:37Z")
More **Full Metal Smurf** : “What is your major smurf-function, smurfnuts? Didn’t Papa Smurf show you enough attention when you were a child smurf?” ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/83 "2005-10-19T05:01:02Z")
And this wouldn’t be complete without a passing nod to our current Google link, “Peace is Possible” - [www.ThePeaceCompany.com](http://www.ThePeaceCompany.com) Somehow, that just strikes me as bizarrely funny, given this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Pan4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@Pan4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pan4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/84 "2005-10-24T03:46:45Z")
Right on to UNICEF for finally realizing nobody gives a f#@k about our fellow human beings unless it’s just total shock value as they suffer each and every day of their lives not being lucky enough to be born here in America. Hello, donate to the Red Cross just a little please or any valid cause. :eek: If this doesn’t shock enough people out of their little warm zone maybe next time we could starve the Peanuts one by one…I can see cannabalism and stuff…you know, Linus finally eating Lucy. I’m not even going to start with Peppermint Pattie God she was hot-hot –sir– ---
**Author:** ![Pan4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@Pan4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pan4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/85 "2005-10-24T03:49:30Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Holy Jesus! What is that? What the smurf is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE Smurf? > Smurf, a smurfy doughnut, sir! > A smurfy doughnut? > Smurf, yes, Smurf! > How idd it get here? > Smurf, I took it from the mess hall, Smurf! > Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Smurf? > Smurf, no, Smurf! > Are you allowed to eat smurfy doughnuts, Private Smurf? > Smurf, no, Smurf! > And why not, Private Smurf? > Smurf, because I’m too smurfy, sir! > Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Smurf! That’s funny ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/86 "2005-10-24T04:01:24Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > What I want to know is: when did UNICEF gain a first strike capability? > :eek: 😕 :eek: 😕😉😛 Everything started going downhill when they made Gargamel Secretary-General of the UN. They should’ve stopped him after he turned France into gold, but for some reason, nobody complained. And then this. ---
**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/87 "2005-10-24T13:08:47Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > His methods have become, un-smurfy. > > We want you to travel up the river and smurf his comand. Smurf it, with extreme smurfiness. Charlie don’t Smurf. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/88 "2005-10-24T13:40:58Z")
Little Nemo’s _Patton_ speech was hysterical. 🙂 This whole story reminds me of Minsc berserking through an xvart village in **Baldur’s Gate**. “Smurf-kicking for goodness!” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594/89 "2005-10-24T13:45:03Z")
> [@FordPrefect](#): > > That is smurftastic! It’s smurficilious. I am reminded of the [best signature line ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=168544&highlight=signature): > [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Damn You, God! Why must these Little Blue Men be the instruments of Your Glory, and not ME?” > > “That’s just SMURFY, Mr. Salieri!” > — The Smurfs and The Magic Flute > (well, it wasn’t, but it shoulda been.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurf-village-destroyed-by-unicef/325594.md?page=4)