# Smurfin' NEWS! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353 "2005-07-20T21:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/1 "2005-07-20T21:18:27Z")
[http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20050719/112182198000.html](http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20050719/112182198000.html) A Smurf movie is set for a 2008 release!!! Yippeee > [@](#): > > A 3-D, CGI-animated Smurfs feature film will bow in theaters in 2008, Daily Variety reported Tuesday. The extravaganza from Paramount’s Nickelodeon Movies will be the first in a planned trilogy, it said. According to Newsweek, the project has been trying to get off the ground since at least 2003. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/2 "2005-07-20T21:22:04Z")
Well, isn’t that just smurfy! 😛 3-D? I’ll have to wait and see. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/3 "2005-07-20T21:22:58Z")
It is the sign of the apocalypse ! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/4 "2005-07-20T21:26:36Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > It is the sign of the apocalypse ! I believe you’re thinking of the Garfield movie. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/5 "2005-07-20T21:28:01Z")
Is it going to be a Smurf porn? Because I would really like to see Smurfette smurf the hell out of some Smurfs. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/6 "2005-07-20T21:34:15Z")
I’m pretty sure you can find something like that on albinoblacksheep, **adam yax**. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/7 "2005-07-20T21:45:01Z")
What the smurf brought this on? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/8 "2005-07-20T21:47:34Z")
The Smufy goodness of the Smurfs cannot be withheld from the world for too long of a stretch. They will always return. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/9 "2005-07-20T21:49:48Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > They will always return. Kinda like bad chili. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/10 "2005-07-20T21:53:35Z")
Dude, don’t smurf with me. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/11 "2005-07-20T21:56:33Z")
Oh, God, no. I hate those little blue bastards. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/12 "2005-07-20T21:58:05Z")
Not that the Smurfs were Shakesmurf, anyway, but anyone else here think that Nickelodeon will just screw it up? Besides, who’ll voice Gargamel now that [Tigger](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0934593/)’s done died? ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/13 "2005-07-20T22:28:46Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I believe you’re thinking of the Garfield movie. One of more bizarre things I saw in Frankfurt last summer was a theater marquis emblazoned _Garfield, Der Film_. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/14 "2005-07-20T22:56:43Z")
Unless there’s explicit scenes of Smurfette getting smurfed in the smurf, I’m not going to bother. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/15 "2005-07-21T01:26:56Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > I’m pretty sure you can find something like that on albinoblacksheep, **adam yax**. [Yeah, something like that](http://www.google.com/custom?domains=albinoblacksheep.com%3B+absforums.com&q=smurf&sa=Search&sitesearch=albinoblacksheep.com&client=pub-6275177839270700&forid=1&channel=8217736793&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&cof=GALT%3A%23FFFFFF%3BGL%3A1%3BDIV%3A%23336666%3BVLC%3A497177%3BAH%3Acenter%3BBGC%3A1B1F25%3BLBGC%3A105C6C%3BALC%3A61979F%3BLC%3A61979F%3BT%3A666666%3BGFNT%3A61979F%3BGIMP%3A61979F%3BFORID%3A1%3B&hl=en). ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/16 "2005-07-21T01:32:22Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Unless there’s explicit scenes of Smurfette getting smurfed in the smurf, I’m not going to bother. [Obligatory Donnie Darko quote] First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick? [/ODDq] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/17 "2005-07-21T01:34:41Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > It is the sign of the apocalypse ! Or the Smurfpocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/18 "2005-07-21T01:48:18Z")
oh Smurf!, what the smurf did we do to deserve this revolting smurfing thing, the movie’s gonna’ smurfing suck then again, i may be biased, as i smurfing hate smurfs ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/19 "2005-07-21T01:54:32Z")
Anybody remember the that issue of National Lampoon that featured the Smurf and Strawberry Shortcake in, shall we say, a compromising position? ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353/20 "2005-07-21T02:06:15Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > [Obligatory Donnie Darko quote] > First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick? > [/ODDq] I remember the episode where Smurfette was created. (No, I’m not proud of this fact. Just sayin’) The other Smurfs all fell in love with her and were trying to impress her. They’ve got to be male. Maybe Gargamel captured all the women and… er… did whatever evil thing he had planned for the Smurfs. (What _was_ Gargamel going to do after he caught the Smurfs, anyway?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/smurfin-news/313353.md?page=2)