Smut shop employees

[pepperlandgirl]

Sometimes the
older clergy would be over-excited when seeing Charlton Heston’s bad acting, and while pounding
the desk and shouting “I could do Moses better than that!” they might feel dizzy. The chartreuse
would help steady them and the icon would encourage them not to give in to feelings of anger. A
few minutes later they left, with the clergyman still faintly protesting “Why did Cecil B. DeMille
hire that hack?” but the Chartreuse left him with a warm afterglow. Fortunately we never had a
heart attack.

This is, hands down, the funniest thing in the entire thread!
ROFLMAO!!!

[SkySlash]

I did not give this thread permission to die and sink!

-SS

[Arnold_Winkelried]

Thank you all for your comments.
Next time: My memories as a bag boy at the local health food cooperative!

(exits stage)

[RalfCoder]

*Originally posted by Milossarian *
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What’s more, I’d bet dimes to donuts that a few of these low-post-number people who showed up with their “This is fascinating; please tell us more” posts are Serlinel inventions as well.

**

Maybe some are, Milossarian, but not all of us are ficticious. I’m real, I am! And I grew up not far from where your profile says you live. Used to ride my bike down to the TC Cherry Festival - unrelated, I know, but the name of the event is strangely appropriate to this thread. Hmmm, maybe we should get together at the Howell Melon Festival? But I’m off track again…

I guess I have to admit I was taken in by this at the beginning. In my defense, I gotta say that growing up in Traverse City, there wasn’t anything like a porn shop around. Well, that I knew of, any way. And Mama Coder made sure I stayed ignorant!