# Snake Handling Pastor Bitten; Dies-Why?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 31, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656 "2012-05-31T14:40:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/1 "2012-05-31T14:40:51Z")

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I was reading about this guy on Drudge…it seems he had lamented the decline of this Pentecostal custom (though his own father died of a snakebite).  
At any rate, don’t these people understand that the Gospel writers frequently indulged in hyperbole?  
Anyway, the guy was planning a “real old fashioned gospel celebration…with speaking gibberish, snake handling, etc.”-no mention of poison drinking.  
It passes my understanding that people could be so stupid…anyway, is it the custom to repeat this activity (snake handling) till you get a fatal bite?  
Anyway, I wonder if this event put a damper on the “old fashioned gospel weekend”?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/2 "2012-05-31T14:42:25Z")

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You are asking for rational thought and motivations for a Pentacostal preacher who is into snake-handling?

And no, they don’t believe the Gospel writers engaged in anything but writing down the absolute, literal Truth.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/3 "2012-05-31T14:50:06Z")

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That’s just God’s way of saying, “Dude, I love your act! In fact I love it so much I’m giving you a permanent gig up here at The Pearly Gates Resort.”

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/4 "2012-05-31T15:02:14Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> anyway, is it the custom to repeat this activity (snake handling) till you get a fatal bite?

No, the custom is to continue doing this schtick after a fatal bite.

Er, wait, I guess not.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/5 "2012-05-31T15:52:44Z")

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He died of insufficient faith?

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/6 "2012-05-31T16:09:00Z")

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He forgot about Matthew 4:5-7.

In a nutshell: Don’t deliberately put yourself in harm’s way to show off. He won’t intervene.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/7 "2012-05-31T16:13:43Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> I was reading about this guy on Drudge..it seems he had lamented the decline of this Pentecostal custom (though his own father died of a snakebite)…?

Just trying to keep up the family traditions, I guess.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/8 "2012-05-31T16:15:33Z")

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Hopefully he didn’t have any kids.

Unto the third generation and all that.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/9 "2012-05-31T16:23:19Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> I wonder if this event put a damper on the “old fashioned gospel weekend”?

Well, everybody _was_ a little rattled.

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**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/10 "2012-05-31T16:34:37Z")

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I have just a tiny bit of respect for these people when they don’t go running to the nearest hospital for treatment after a bite.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/11 "2012-05-31T16:48:14Z")

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He died _because he was handling a fucking poisonous snake_.

Why he thought this was a good idea is probably beyond the ken of rational people.

> [@Spiff](#):
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> No, the custom is to continue doing this schtick after a fatal bite.
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> Er, wait, I guess not.

Maybe they do, for a little while at least. I don’t think poisonous snake bites will kill you instantly.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/12 "2012-05-31T17:33:12Z")

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Venomous snakes, people. Venomous.  
No snake is poisonous, any snake can be eaten with no ill effect. Some do carry venom, which is a digestive fluid and not a poison.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/13 "2012-05-31T17:33:32Z")

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Aren’t you supposed to have a brass serpent handy for these kinds of situations?

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/14 "2012-05-31T17:35:58Z")

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Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Award. Did he have any offspring?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/15 "2012-05-31T18:01:49Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Venomous snakes, people. Venomous.  
> No snake is poisonous, any snake can be eaten with no ill effect. Some do carry venom, which is a digestive fluid and not a poison.

Either way, probably best not to handle them.

I went to a restaurant in Arizona once that had rattlesnake meat on the menu. I didn’t try it. Now I keep kosher, and can’t eat it.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/16 "2012-05-31T18:13:07Z")

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[Here](http://www.dailymail.com/News/201205290190)’s a link to the local newspaper’s coverage of the event.

According to the article…

“If someone handling a snake had sinned, they could be bitten for not leading a righteous life. A bite also could mean God was using the person as a messenger, to confirm the faith and word is true, Fowler said.”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/17 "2012-05-31T18:20:34Z")

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Ah. That clarifies…nothing.

If you get bit, you are either a sinner or blessed. Gotcha.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/18 "2012-05-31T18:25:24Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Ah. That clarifies…nothing.
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> If you get bit, you are either a sinner or blessed. Gotcha.

Either way, you’re screwed.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/19 "2012-05-31T18:27:34Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> At any rate, don’t these people understand that the Gospel writers frequently indulged in hyperbole?

Heh. Stuff you can test, like handling snakes, healing the sick, casting mountains into the sea — actually, just about EVERYTHING Jesus promised that can be tested — is hyperbole, but stuff you can’t test, like going to heaven after you die, is to be taken literally. Got it.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-handling-pastor-bitten-dies-why/623656/20 "2012-05-31T18:30:18Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> At any rate, don’t these people understand that the Gospel writers frequently indulged in hyperbole?

You might almost say they spoke with forked tongue.

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