# Snake hiding in toilet bowl bites man... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010 "2009-05-11T10:03:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/1 "2009-05-11T10:03:33Z")
…in his [penis.](http://in.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idINTRE54A0WI20090511) Story from Taiwan. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/2 "2009-05-11T20:15:28Z")
Quote from the article: “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.” Really, we don’t need to know how well-endowed the guy was. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/3 "2009-05-11T20:26:38Z")
Perhaps the snake was jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/4 "2009-05-11T20:39:39Z")
Penis ensued ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/5 "2009-05-11T21:38:39Z")
He must have thought his territory was being invaded by what was clearly a bigger snake Also…don’t you look before you sit!!! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/6 "2009-05-11T21:39:19Z")
…and snake pursued. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/7 "2009-05-11T21:49:54Z")
I don’t even have one, and I’m cringing. I can’t imagine what you males are feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/8 "2009-05-11T22:21:03Z")
If I don’t follow the link, I can continue on with my life thinking that something like this simply isn’t possible. And I’d prefer that. ---
**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/9 "2009-05-11T23:03:58Z")
You can bet I’ll check the toilet before _ahem_ sitting down tonight. Perhaps even a few precautionary pre-flushes. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/10 "2009-05-11T23:10:37Z")
Another reason to not go to Taiwan! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snake-hiding-in-toilet-bowl-bites-man/496010/11 "2009-05-11T23:19:50Z")
Wow… and I thought the “Snakes on a Plane” movie was getting carried away when it had that scene in there… but I guess it IS possible…