# Snakes on a Plane in a Bra **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877 "2006-08-23T12:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/1 "2006-08-23T12:55:49Z")
I swear, I dip into Snopes this morning and find the weirdest _True_ stuff: > **[Snakes in Bra](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snakes-alive-2/)** > > A sweaterful of snakes was smuggled into Sweden. > [@](#): > > Alert customs officers noticed “something weird” about a woman’s bosom. On further investigation, they found 65 baby snakes in her bra. The national news agency TT reported Thursday that the 42-year-old woman, who was not identified, told the officers that she intended to start a reptile farm. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/2 "2006-08-23T12:58:40Z")
And there’s more… [Snakes, snakes on the plain](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5277238.stm). ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/3 "2006-08-23T13:35:53Z")
“Hey, Carl?” “Yeah, Bob?” “You see anything … well … _odd_ 'bout that woman?” “She got a nice rack.” “Yeah, she does. But I mean you notice anything _weird_ about it?” “Um … well … they’re a bit lopsided.” “Yeah. Yeah, there’s that, too, but look a bit closer. Anything, y’know … just kinda feel _wrong_?” “Well, she looks like she’s kinda flexin’ 'em.” “Naw, she aint’ flexin’ ‘em, but they’re still movin’.” “Yeah. Yeah, y’know, them titties _do_ seem to be movin’ on their own, don’t they? They’re kinda … _squirmin’_.” “Y’know what I think, Bob?” “Strip search?” “Yup.” ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/4 "2006-08-23T13:38:50Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] “Hey, Carl?” “Yeah, Bob?” “You see anything … well … _odd_ 'bout that woman?” “She got a nice rack.” “Yeah, she does. But I mean you notice anything _weird_ about it?” “Um … well … they’re a bit lopsided.” “Yeah. Yeah, there’s that, too, but look a bit closer. Anything, y’know … just kinda feel _wrong_?” “Well, she looks like she’s kinda flexin’ 'em.” “Naw, she aint’ flexin’ ‘em, but they’re still movin’.” “Yeah. Yeah, y’know, them titties _do_ seem to be movin’ on their own, don’t they? They’re kinda … _squirmin’_.” “Y’know what I think, Bob?” “Strip search?” “Yup.” [/QUOTE] This is even funnier if you picture Woodward and Bernstein as the two investigators. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/5 "2006-08-23T14:39:53Z")
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber] This is even funnier if you picture Woodward and Bernstein as the two investigators. [/QUOTE] I was thinking Carl and Lenny. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-on-a-plane-in-a-bra/369877/6 "2006-08-23T15:31:13Z")
I was thinking Statler and Waldorf.