# Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes? **URL:** \ **Category:** The Quarantine Zone\ **Tags:** covid-quarantine\ **Created:** [April 19, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051 "2022-04-19T13:49:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051/1 "2022-04-19T13:49:34Z")
The Covid Loon-A-Sphere is all agog about the latest revelations concerning the origin of Covid-19 and the plandemic to poison humanity. Retired chiropractor Bryan Ardis is the star of a new documentary, _Watch The Water_, in which the dots are connected in a magical way to implicate…snake venom! Yes, Covid-19, rather than being caused by a virus, is a toxic reaction to king cobra venom that has been infiltrated into the water supply, Covid treatments and of course, vaccines. The usual suspects i.e. Anthony Fauci are implicated, but it goes way beyond that to include luminaries such as the Pope and Donald Trump. “He has [suggested](https://www.bitchute.com/video/caZSmSwxZNAu/)—citing as evidence Trump’s having attended the University of Pennsylvania, which he inexplicably describes as “mega-Jesuit”—that the former president is in thrall to the Pope, whom Ardis says is behind the snake venom plot. He also claims, among many other things, that the Rothschild family is Jesuit and funds the scheme through control of the central banking system and that the Chinese Communist Party funds its Vatican masters through mass sex trafficking.” > **[COVID Conspiracy Theorists Wreak Havoc With a Story About Snake Venom](https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7vdkp/bryan-ardis-watch-the-water-snake-venom-covid)** > > Conspiracists are omnidirectionally beefing over a theory that starts with the claim COVID is connected to snake venom and only gets more out there. The conspiracy community has just now realized the shocking truth that snake venom has been used in the development of medical tests and drugs (Natural News has three dramatic exposés up on its website). You would think they’d love the idea, seeing that snake venom is a _natural_ substance, but no. Meanwhile, the venom theory is getting venomous pushback from other Covid loon-trarians like RFK Jr.'s Children’s Health Defense and Trump supporters. I’m still reeling from the news that the Rothschilds are actually Jesuits. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051/2 "2022-04-19T15:47:07Z")
RFK Jr.'s Children’s Health Defense? Jeez. ---
**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051/3 "2022-04-20T21:57:33Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Trump’s having attended the University of Pennsylvania, which he inexplicably describes as “mega-Jesuit”—that the former president is in thrall to the Pope, whom Ardis says is behind the snake venom plot. I can’t stop laughing. Definitely gonna tell my Evangelical in-laws about mega-Jesuit Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Bootb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bootb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootb)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051/4 "2022-04-20T23:39:57Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I’m still reeling from the news that the Rothschilds are actually Jesuits. That’s the beauty of it – they’re so sinister that they belong to multiple sinister groups simultaneously. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakes-why-does-it-always-have-to-be-snakes/963051/5 "2022-04-26T23:47:47Z")
Wait, the Jesuits are in thrall to the Pope? That’s news to us Catholics.