# Snakespirit . . . dude, what the fuck?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 25, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767 "2004-07-25T05:14:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/21 "2004-07-25T22:19:50Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Meh. I agree that twice is enough, but I found it amusing that you thought it was subtle or clever. And you’ve got no fucking idea how to behave in GD, which is really annoying. Things are bitter enough in there without you flinging crap around when other people are trying to have a conversation.

I’ll work on that. I have to find a new way to tell people to stop making unbased assumptions about me. Any ideas?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/22 "2004-07-25T22:22:12Z")

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I do want to point out that BOTH Snake & Diogenes were warned- in public- by a Moderator for their posts in that thread. So- Snake does clearly have a legit complaint.

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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/23 "2004-07-25T22:29:23Z")

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> [@presidebt](#):
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> Er…is it me, or do people generally not go on at great length about things they don’t really care about? You’re, uh, shooting yourself in the foot, here, S.
> 
> General commentary: I’ve only dated one gun nut, and FTR, his penis was _tiny_. You know else? He hated the French! 😃

Well, I do care very much about freedom.  
I’m pissed that our government has seen fit to invade both the first and second amendment - our bill of rights!  
So I’ll go on and on about freedom, whether it’s speech, religion or bearing arms.  
Or any other of the Bill of Rights they decide to take away.

I fought for freedom, for the US, as ordered. Now, if the US want’s to take away my freedom, I’ll fight again, however I can.

Like I said, I don’t even own a gun. It’s like that old saying, ‘I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.’

That doesn’t go for outright lies designed to mislead and decieve, however.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I dated a liberal once, and she had the sloppiest cunt I ever saw. She could hide a hand grenade in there.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/24 "2004-07-25T22:57:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Diogenes** said:  
> Sure, I can be an asshole. I can be snide and dismissive. I come off a supercillious prick at times. I suppose I was in those gun threads. I never intended to insult Snake personally but I guess he just took it that way.

You going to apologize to me for calling me a coward who wants a penis and either lacks nuts or is bad in bed?

Considering that I am a firearms owner and I do hold a License to Conceal Firearms, those insults were aimed at me.

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> You failed utterly to support any claim of legislative attempts for total gun bans. You linked to a page about the assault weapons ban and a chicken little page about a comment one Senator made on 60 Minutes.

This was after you asked for proof of even one Congress person who wanted to totally ban all firearms. You didn’t say ‘bills in the Senate’ until after an example was found for you.

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> You don’t like it that I don’t like gun fetshists. That’s fine with me. I’m not trying to convince anybody to agree with me.

Then what the hell are you doing in Great Debates?

And why must you use your ‘penis arguments’ in GD? Do you just like being able to throw out insults in there because yours happen to be aimed at 80,000,000 people?

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/25 "2004-07-25T23:03:42Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> Yeah, I know what you mean. I dated a liberal once, and she had the sloppiest cunt I ever saw. She could hide a hand grenade in there.

Her vagina was fine, your toothpick would be lost in the tightest of mice pussies.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/26 "2004-07-25T23:16:51Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> You going to apologize to me for calling me a coward who wants a penis and either lacks nuts or is bad in bed?

Nope.

> [@](#):
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> Considering that I am a firearms owner and I do hold a License to Conceal Firearms, those insults were aimed at me.

Probably.

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> This was after you asked for proof of even one Congress person who wanted to totally ban all firearms. You didn’t say ‘bills in the Senate’ until after an example was found for you.

No, asshole, I asked for proposed legislation which no one was able to provide.

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> Then what the hell are you doing in Great Debates?

1.) I was specifically ASKED to respond in that thread both in the OP and in a private email.

2.) Are opinions forbidden in GD? I never represented it as fact.

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> And why must you use your ‘penis arguments’ in GD? Do you just like being able to throw out insults in there because yours happen to be aimed at 80,000,000 people?

Why don’t you take a look at some of the stuff that gets said in GD about “liberals,” “tree-huggers,” “gun-grabbers” and the French.

Fucking dickless little coward.

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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/27 "2004-07-25T23:17:36Z")

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> [@Mockingbird](#):
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> Her vagina was fine, your toothpick would be lost in the tightest of mice pussies.

Sorry to disappoint you, I lost mine in the war. Can’t insult me that way.

She wanted a hand job, but my hand was too small.

And she was French.

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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/28 "2004-07-25T23:25:33Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Fucking dickless little coward.

**catsix** , it’s useless to try to debate with someone who’s only weapon is to make allegations about the sexuality of people he doesn’t even know.

Go enlighten yourself about this person (who has already been warned by a moderator not to do this kind of thing in GD) by checking into the following pit threads.

This one [About Dio](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5103168#post5103168)  
and  
early on in this thread, where I spell out his lying and name-calling in detail.

Don’t waste your time.

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/29 "2004-07-25T23:33:17Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> You didn’t READ the posts, you ASSumed what they contained.

> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> I’ll work on that. I have to find a new way to tell people to stop making unbased assumptions about me. Any ideas?

Well, if you want people to stop thinking you’re stupid for doing the insults-in-caps thing, you could try not doing it two minutes before you ask for advice…

And can we cut out the penis / vagina insults in here? It’s getting fucking gross.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/30 "2004-07-25T23:52:54Z")

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Yeah, nice. I didn’t insult **Diogenes** by calling him names, and I get called ‘asshole’ and ‘dickless little coward’.

Got news for you, **Diogenes**.

The reason I don’t have a dick is that I’m female.

I’m trying to be rational with you. Can you or can you not do the same with me? I asked politely for an apology because I have done nothing to deserve the insults you threw at me, and your response was to further insult me.

What’s next?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/31 "2004-07-27T04:19:15Z")

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Just for the record, this was not meant as a “let’s you and him fight” thread.

I don’t give a rat’s ass who “deserves” a Pitting more or less.

I just wanted to know, what the fuck?

I’m still not certain of the answer, but I’m willing to let it go.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/32 "2004-07-27T06:30:49Z")

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**Snakespirit** either lies to himself or he is lacking in one-on-one integrity.

He seems to show a basic misunderstanding about what is “private” at SDMB and what is actually viewable by 47,000+ members.

He suggests that he doesn’t have a problem with his ego, but he is highly defensive and aggressive.

The good thing is that there is a lot of room for growth and I think that he will take advantage of it. He has the heart for it. He will learn to center himself, stop attempting to control others, spend time in introspection and respond from a more balanced and educated emotional intelligence.

He will change more than he’s ever dreamed.

And that, I think, is what the fuck is going on.

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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. – Emerson

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/33 "2004-07-27T06:38:08Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> Yeah, nice. I didn’t insult **Diogenes** by calling him names, and I get called ‘asshole’ and ‘dickless little coward’.
> 
> Got news for you, **Diogenes**.
> 
> The reason I don’t have a dick is that I’m female.

**Ziiiiinnng!!!** Winah, winah, winah!! 🆒

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/34 "2004-07-27T07:06:49Z")

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> [@Zoe](#):
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> **Snakespirit** either lies to himself or he is lacking in one-on-one integrity.

Now, now, be fair – I’m sure **Snakespirit** lies to himself _and_ lacks integrity, one-on-one or otherwise.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/35 "2004-07-27T07:14:52Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> Sorry to disappoint you, I lost mine in the war.

Man, I hope you’re kidding…you _are_ kidding, right? Right? ☹

If not, go ahead and twist off all you like! Shit!

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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/36 "2004-07-27T07:24:54Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Just for the record, … I just wanted to know, what the fuck?
> 
> I’m still not certain of the answer, but I’m willing to let it go.

I don’t know, man, maybe you have to be more specific in your question???

When I realized that DtC was deliberately fucking me over, lying to me for his own personal aggrandizement, I lit into him.

I fucked up, I shouldn’t have done it, but I did, and I gotta live with it now.

I’m not sure what you are asking…

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**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/37 "2004-07-27T07:29:34Z")

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> [@Starving Artist](#):
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> Man, I hope you’re kidding…you _are_ kidding, right? Right? ☹
> 
> If not, go ahead and twist off all you like! Shit!

Not that it’s anyone’s business, but may 9, 1968, Kontum provence on the road to Polei Kleng. We missed a land mine.  
Shit, you don’t even miss it.  
Don’t mean nothin’.

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**Author:** ![BytopianDream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@BytopianDream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BytopianDream)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/38 "2004-07-27T10:47:35Z")

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> [@erislover](#):
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> Dude, Where’s My Sanity?

Where’s Your Sanity, Dude?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/39 "2004-07-27T13:53:19Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> Not that it’s anyone’s business, but may 9, 1968, Kontum provence on the road to Polei Kleng. We missed a land mine.  
> Shit, you don’t even miss it.  
> Don’t mean nothin’.

If this is true and you’re not just fucking with us or making it up then, dude, I am really sorry for making a bunch of “penis” cracks and equating it with manhood. I meant it figuratively, not literally, but it never would would have crossed my mind in a million years that somebody might actually…Jesus, dude, I’m sorry. That puts some of your reactions in a different light for me.

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**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snakespirit-dude-what-the-fuck/256767/40 "2004-07-27T14:00:34Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> Time for a new complaint, 23, this is already old.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2695633&postcount=45](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2695633&postcount=45)

This way is better and older

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